It's okay to be jealous.
However, after reading these I probably should have put a PG-13 or R rating on this because she kind of has a potty mouth. MOM YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK AWAY RIGHT NOW!
*no feelings were harmed during the creation of this post because I essentially have none - like a Vulcan but with smaller ears yet with eerily similar super-strength
So, to all you single ladies out there, remember:
Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.
You could be MY girlfriend.
Kerredith deserves some sort of award.. :)
ReplyDelete::laughs:: Is there something wrong with me that I love having conversations like that as often as possible?
ReplyDeletepersonally getting my taint n shit "body sugared" sounds fuckin awesome, specially if shes goin with!
ReplyDeleteWhen you have that Brazilian Wax. be sire tp post photos!
ReplyDeleteShe sounds perfect for you! This is so awesome. "Because it's Wednesday." Yes.
ReplyDeleteThat just made me want you more.
ReplyDeleteYour romance is like a breath of fresh air in a trash compactor full of bad eggs and poopy diapers. You're like the Jane and Mr. Darcy of modern times. Except with more dinosaurs.
ReplyDeleteIt is amazing how two totally demented individuals actually found each other. Love does exist. (sigh)
ReplyDeleteI love the two of you - but I have NO IDEA how she puts up with you. Give my girl a kiss for me.
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing wrong with a girlfriend that has a dirty mind. For example, I recently ran into a co-worker. I was with the girl I'm dating. He said the word "fuck" and got all wide eyed and apologized profusely. I told him not to worry about it. I'd just picked her up 10 minutes ago and she'd already said fuck twice so it's all good.
ReplyDeleteSee? Gets you out of potentially awkward situations.
No, you don't understand. In my sick world (and if I weren't already taken) you would totally be my boyfriend. Does Kerredith know how lucky she is?
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