This is one of those things.
Since the story broke of the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal thingy AND the first part of "Breaking Dawn" I have been kind of leaning towards "Team Edward" lately and, well, here's what I think "Twilight" would have been like had it just started filming now:

..and then I assume he just kills the bitch.
This might be one of my top 5 all time favorite t-shirts... even more so if SHE wore it. I think she needs to own up and embrace her inner trampire.
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I know what you mean. Dan Quayle jokes just aren't funny anymore.
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Ha!! Nice
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Will Farrell on Conan? YouTube that. So hilarious.
Twilight, midnight, dawn...who cares?
ReplyDeleteYeah! Sucked her dry! Ya know what the vampire said to the schoolgirl? See ya next period.
ReplyDeleteoh, now that would have been awesome
ReplyDeleteI just KNEW you were a Twihard at heart.
ReplyDeletebut he turns her into a vampire - that's an even better revenge. she'll have to live with her shame forever and ever and ever...
ReplyDeleteIf I'd known the story was that short, I might have read the book or seen the movie. Then again, maybe not...
ReplyDeleteAnd it would have been a much better story...
ReplyDeleteHell yeah!
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