Thursday, August 23, 2012

I should probably post this before this isn't a headline anymore

Sometimes shit just pops into my head and I have to immediately try to make it hastily on my computer using Google and Microsoft Paint and probably way too much of my work day that I should be actually doing, you know, WORK.

This is one of those things.

Since the story broke of the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal thingy AND the first part of "Breaking Dawn" I have been kind of leaning towards "Team Edward" lately and, well, here's what I think "Twilight" would have been like had it just started filming now:


..and then I assume he just kills the bitch.

11 comments:

  1. This might be one of my top 5 all time favorite t-shirts... even more so if SHE wore it. I think she needs to own up and embrace her inner trampire.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/19/kristen-stewart-trampire-shirt-skreened-robert-pattinson_n_1806687.html

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  2. I know what you mean. Dan Quayle jokes just aren't funny anymore.
    NOTE: They probably never were.

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  3. Ha!! Nice

    Have you seen Will Farrell on Conan? YouTube that. So hilarious.

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  4. Twilight, midnight, dawn...who cares?

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  5. Yeah! Sucked her dry! Ya know what the vampire said to the schoolgirl? See ya next period.

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  6. oh, now that would have been awesome

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  7. I just KNEW you were a Twihard at heart.

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  8. but he turns her into a vampire - that's an even better revenge. she'll have to live with her shame forever and ever and ever...

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  9. If I'd known the story was that short, I might have read the book or seen the movie. Then again, maybe not...

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  10. Anonymous10:47 PM

    And it would have been a much better story...

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  11. Anonymous1:01 AM

    Hell yeah!

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