Yet another episode of my regular video series:
Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys
Because, um..you know...
What ELSE am I going to do with all these stupid things?
Besides let the dog play with them.
For the first edition of 'Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys - Special Pooh Edition' click here.
I have issues.
Enjoy.
Today's Episode:
Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys - Double Dutch
Yeah.
Admittedly, that's a little messed up.
Wait til you see the next one.
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Moog out.
I am still just too disturbed by the fact that you have dog toys that are so alarmingly similar to fuzzy versions of my own toys. Shall I make youTube videos? Wierd Stuff To Do With Wicked Shawn Toys. Oh my, that would go so differently. Not sure those would make it past the youTube sensors...
ReplyDeleteSeek help.
ReplyDeleteSEEK HELP!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Hilarious.
ReplyDelete"Seek help". As in you need more ideas!!! So how about you open up a write-in suggestion contest? LOL.
ReplyDeleteThe dog toys are so adorable! Now I want a dog.
I think you SHOULD seek help.
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously... like, for the blog fodder. Take the toys, the dog and a nanny cam. Can you IMAGINE the shrink's reaction??
You know, the handicap thing was okay. But this - this is just disturbing. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteI heard it squeaks if you squeeze it too hard...
ReplyDeleteYou really should subtitle that sucker...that gets 2 out of 5 brilliance lemons from this critic. And it's missing a soundtrack.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as a nurse, have you been, uh..."evaluated" recently? Due for a medications check perhaps?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as a reader, thanks for the laugh. Freak.
Wicked: Of course, my readers and I will need to screen these.
ReplyDeleteSarah: Then what would I blog about?!
nina: I hear that every day at home. Like I need to hear it here, too.
My kids are so MEAN.
Absence: You know..there's no prerequisite for buying dog toys.
Just saying if you know, you wanted to buy some.
Lilu: would be hard to type in the straightjacket, though.
Ziva: thank you.
Don: If I was a pimp I'd have more money.
And ho's. But I'm more about the money.
Maxie: It does. Sometimes it rattles if you shake it, too.
Grunt: ?! There is sound. You may need to work YOUR VOLUME CONTROL.
It takes a village, people.
Jessica: I'm on several medications.
None of them ease the pain of needing to make dog toy videos.
What happened to the dog? He was a key player in the original. Ya got something against dog farts?
ReplyDeletemoog I think you pretty much rock.
ReplyDeleteI see several men in white coats in your future....they may be in your driveway now!
ReplyDeleteMy body doesn't know how to process the joy that the "dog toys" series brings. It's cute and fuzzy, and also gross. Just perfect.
ReplyDeleteThat is messed up.
ReplyDeletedon't listen to any of these losers.
ReplyDeletenoname: I left her out of this one.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry..she's in the next one.
Yeah..there's a NEXT one.
Mr. Condescending: Aww..thanks, dude.
I'm still not sending you money.
Eva: AGAIN?!
Steam Me: Like Bryan Adams says: "It was the summer of '69."
I think that's the wrong song.
Jen: You expect differently?
Mr. Condescending: Listen to who?
*wink
You are an auteur! I found out what a Dutch Oven was because Jessica Simpson apparently favors them. How did you find out? You are so plugged in and your video had great production values, I might add.
ReplyDeleteThanks for this. I needed my daily dose of odd. Plus watching this high on pain killers enhances the hilarity.
ReplyDeleteMan, even the dog toys talk funny. Is it all that snow you get? Underwear too tight? What?
ReplyDeleteYou are frickin' hilarious in an odd, strange, weird sense of way.
ReplyDeleteI'll come visit you!!!...If they let visitors in where you are going (-:
ReplyDeleteYou have ruined all other movies for me as none can now compare to these. (Did you know that Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman got divorced because he was a dutch oven practitioner? And she, apparently, had no sense of humor).
ReplyDeleteTwo enthusiastic thumbs up.
Seek Help is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBut, I do enjoy ALL of your crazy Youtube Videos!
Nice. I applaud you. You definitely need some kind of psychiatric help. :)
ReplyDeletekathcom: Great. Auteur. And to think I thought I could probably go ONE DAY without Google.
ReplyDeleteToe: You should try year and a half old Vicodin. Crazy.
Coffey: It's like you can see into my soul.
Momma: Now you sound like my parents. Except the 'hilarious' part.
Mrsblogalot: They do..but there will be metal detectors. You've been warned.
Brutalism: But two thumbs up where?
AHA! A tough question!
Meleah: That makes two of us!
Christina: Some kind of help? I think ALL kinds of help is more accurate.
I was a little disappointed that there wasn't a dog toy bj in that video.
ReplyDeleteI like these autobiographical videos you make
ReplyDeleteNO DON'T SEEK HELP! I revel in your sickness. Serious!
ReplyDeleteReally, stop with the video because I cannot lurk your blog not unless I am hiding under the covers and the thing is on mute.
You have too much time on your hands.
ReplyDeleteWhich is a change, since you usually have too much Jergens on your hands.
You're such a yummy poop face. :)
ReplyDelete...and now I'll have that song in my head all weekend. Thanks for that. You should do a companion series called "weird stuff to do with altoids."
ReplyDeleteThis is nice! You rock.
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