Today I bring to you the third installment of:
THE INCREDIBLE HULK READS TEACHERS NOTES
I honestly have no idea where my parents went wrong.
I have, in my possession, a series of notes that were handed to a teacher from a parent.
I stress again here:
FROM A PARENT.
Today, I bring you the third note in that series.
Click here for Episode 1 and Episode 2.
"I am information not bad and not machine the car How I and my kid can't walk for her a school ok maybe march 29 at Her need a go to school
thank you"
(to see an actual picture of the note, click here)
Regardless..not happy enough to just show you this note..
I do what I always do for you people who HAVE PROBABLY NOT BOUGHT A SINGLE COFFEE MUG OR CHEAP SHIRT FROM ME YET..
..and went the extra mile.
You will need access to Youtube.
Behold!!!
THE INCREDIBLE HULK READS TEACHERS NOTES - Episode 3
Neither of us have any idea what the fuck she was trying to say, either.
Again.
The note is from a parent.
A PARENT.
You're welcome.
But if you really wanted to thank me you'd buy a goddamn mug or something.
It would make Hulk happy.
Moog out.
Clearly this parent is disparaging his or her lack of a vehicle to get her child to school. duh. I. think. maybe.
ReplyDeleteJust passing by to say hi!
ReplyDeleteHave a great week!
Betty
You are entertainment not bad and not shampoo the hair How I can't sit for me a desk ok maybe May 30 at my need a go to work. Thank you.
ReplyDelete(No, seriously, Thank you!!)
Of course, with you pulling the strings, The Hulk cracks me up. The parent... Well, I'm a little scared.
ReplyDeleteI think she's trying to tell you she's the Terminator. Which is a totally valid excuse for taking your kid out of school for the day.
ReplyDeleteGod, do you know how much I hope these parents read your blog?
ReplyDeletePLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE?
Dude, the kid can't come to school because of car trouble and it is too fucking far to walk. But a miracle will happen on or about March 29 and the kid will be able to come back to school then or the parent will be enrolling in an English as a Second Language course. Or not!
ReplyDeleteI really wish my Mom would stop writing notes already. I'm 31 for chrissakes!
ReplyDeleteTeachers are Saints!!
ReplyDeleteIt sounded more like the Hulk and Yoda's love baby. With down syndrome.
ReplyDeleteGreat, now I'm turned on.
Funny: Huh..I don't see that at ALL.
ReplyDeleteBetty: um. okay. hi.
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ba_hutch: welcome I you yes five of them.
Mrsblogalot: I think we're ALL a little scared.
Steam Me: I'm saving this note as an autograph, then.
JD: It's funny that you think they can READ.
Coffey: How do you people figure this shit out?
hiphop: I'll tell her for you. I have her direct line.
Invisible: AND I CAN SEE YOU!
Narm: Great. I wasn't turned on until you said that.
We should never speak of this again.
And people wonder why govt is so pissed at Arizona...
ReplyDeleteDude...speechless!
ReplyDeleteLaugh hard take eyes read hulk make funny. Car.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
I love this series (stumbled btw).
All that matters are the first three words, "I am information."
ReplyDeleteCan't you see? The rest is code for the world is ending on March 29th. I don't know about the rest, because I can't break the code, but I think some shit's going down maybe with cars flying through the air and machines maybe trying to take over the world during the Armageddon. And then, the final line is in Italian, "her need a go to school." So, I'm thinking the parent is saying that, even though Armageddon is less than a year away, they still want to ensure that their child is educated during that time. Maybe because that kid is going to get so smart, they'll be able to discover a way to stop the Armageddon.
You are welcome.
I love these more than anything else on the whole internet. Stumbled, Tweeted and anything else I could do.
ReplyDeleteYou obviously hate black people. It's okay...no judgment.
ReplyDeletelol good grief...sounds like the parent needs to go back to school
ReplyDeleteIf I understand this right, her kid isn't able to walk because she's a school.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes an assload of sense, actually. Because schools can't walk. They don't have any legs.
Sorry I am poor
ReplyDeleteKernut: And now I wish I had a date with grammar.
ReplyDeleteMartie: Wait..what? We DON'T want them out of the country?
I'm confused.
Random: ditto
Junk Drawer: Thank you!!!!
Joann: Somehow, I think reading it that way makes the video EVEN BETTER.
Jen: I feel exploited now. YAY!!!!!
Thank you!
Muskrat: Actually..Spanish people.
Get your racism straight.
Jeez.
LivingDead: BACK to school?
I think that's a stretch that she went there in the first place.
jeremy: V8 slap to my forehead.
Malach: I'm sorry, too. I was just about to ask you for a loan.
I'd like you to publish the name of this school.
ReplyDeleteSo that my children can stay far far far away from the area. Bet the wife is a stellar teacher, but the 'dumb' from the clientele may rub off on us and well - we don't need any more of that.
This poor kid will have no one to proof read their school papers/reports as they grow up... maybe your wife should just ask the parent to send the notes in in Spanish... you might actually be able to get a clue as to what she is trying to say if you used a Spanish to English dictionary...
ReplyDeletegeez........
Play your video backwards and it will ALL make sense. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteThese just keeping getting worse....
ReplyDeleteOkay, the first two of the series, I was at least able to get the point.
ReplyDeleteThis one, not a friggin' clue.
See? I'm thinking that this was not some poor kid's mom or dad, but the kid's exceptionally smart dog writing the note. It makes me feel better looking at it that way. >Rainbows<
ReplyDeleteWow. Tell your wife, I hail to her.
ReplyDeleteThose notes never cease to amaze me. No wonder humankind is doomed. :/
ReplyDeleteThese notes from actual parents are seriously insane! But, they always crack me up!
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