The Hulk Reads Notes to a Teacher - Episode 1 | Mental Poo

Monday, April 12, 2010

The Hulk Reads Notes to a Teacher - Episode 1

Today I present to you a new segment of 'Mental Poo.'

THE INCREDIBLE HULK READS TEACHERS NOTES


I honestly have no idea where my parents went wrong.

My wife, who works in an inner-city school, handed me a series of notes that she received from a parent.

Today, I bring you the first note in that series:

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Neither of us have any idea what the fuck she was trying to say, either.

Again.

The note is from a parent.

A PARENT.

Regardless..not happy enough to just show you this note..

I do what I always do for you people who HAVE PROBABLY NOT BOUGHT A SINGLE COFFEE MUG OR CHEAP SHIRT FROM ME YET..

..and went the extra mile.

You will need access to Youtube.

Behold!!!

THE INCREDIBLE HULK READS TEACHERS NOTES - Episode 1



You're welcome.

But if you really wanted to thank me you'd buy a goddamn mug or something.

It would make Hulk happy.

Moog out.

47 comments:

Momma Fargo said...

ROFLMFAO! I just peed my pants. Thanks for that.

Jana said...

I am can do nothing less than feel sorry for the poor child...what chance does she have with parents like that?

Jessica said...

I'm with Jana; I really feel awful for the kid.

By the way - is this the same parent of the "her know write paper" fame?

WILLIAM said...

I hate when I go to a wedding and everyone wants to do the electice slide.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

oh my good ness do I need to translate the gibberish for you.

"This parent is apologizing because the electric car that is powered by a blender broke down so she cannot take Priscilla to school. She will however, take Priscilla to school on Thursday"

You're welcome.

Laffylady said...

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http://livingwithlaughter.com

Katherine said...

Sorry read, can't car electricity this post, reading priscilla goat blog light. Monday comment leave windy ride post.

Katherine

Daffy said...

alskhhbvghgwo asl hgowhe gahos;j. SLi hgl SIwh....

Right?!

Yeah....me either

Mrsblogalot said...

Haaaaa!! Okay, I'm really feeling the pressure to buy something because of that one!

Zen Mama said...

I know poo is your thing and all but I'd buy a coffee mug if it had one of your inspirational posters on it or perhaps, the hulk sitting at his teacher desk.

I am very sad for this illiterate person who is raising children. Man, your wife is a saint. How does she do it?

Me-Me King said...

Whatty, what, what?! I'll try reading that one more time.

Okay.

Whatty, what, what?!

Argentum Vulgaris said...

The woman probably isn't illiterate, probably speaks Spanish fluently, just she has problems with English. Hell, I have problems with English.

I got it that it's wet, there's a light on in the car (I assume panel)but P will be at school Monday.

It's no worse than some of my Brazilian students.

AV

bikramyogachick said...

My guess is priscilla isn't at school today. Something about car electric.....

Moooooog35 said...

Momma: You women and your peeing.

Bizarre.

Jana: The answer would be 'none.' None chance.

Huh. That's bad English, too.

IRONY!

Jessica: I believe, yes, it IS the same parent.

William: Yes..she missed school due to boogie oogie oogies.

LaffLady: I'm funny?

THANK GOD.

See, mom? SEE?!?!

katherine:

* head pops

Daffy: I think yours is actually more intelligible.

Mrsblogalot: Amazing that all my begging hasn't helped.

Incredible.

Zen: I don't know he she does it. I'm guessing with a lot of dope.

Me-Me: EXACTLY.

Argentum: Dude..you take the fun out of everything.

Bikram: HOW DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?

Lisa said...

Umm, yeah...about that...kid should of wrote the note and had parent make her mark. It wouldn't matter what it said as long as mom says okay, I'm guessing.

The mad woman behind the blog said...

I'm just as lost as the rest of ya. And yeah, the wife is a saint.

Does she have a dealer?

Eva Gallant said...

Sad, sad, sad. What more can I say?

meleah rebeccah said...

OMG. That is the craziest note EVER. Seriously. I feel bad for Priscilla!

Toe said...

OMG Hulk reading letters is hilarious!

Hulk no understand!

Fucking awesome.

meleah rebeccah said...

"But if you really wanted to thank me you'd buy a goddamn mug or something."

Yeah, I already did that!

mepsipax said...

The fuck... I am too cheap to buy shit. Also, hulk rip tshirts. And we wonder why the kids are...let's just say special.

Life in the mom lane said...

I can do you one better... we got a note last year from a special ed. student's mother in which the parent spelled her own kids name wrong 3 different ways... seems the whole family is "special". So sad- :(
loved the hulk! :)

Colby said...

Ok. I'm going to have to buy a mug for this. I may not use it though. Thinking about Mental Poo while having my morning coffee just somehow seems wrong. But I'm happy to support the team.

hiphophippie.com said...

Your blog is like a free acid trip. or hangover. Can't decide which. But me likey.

fiona said...

Pee me Too

Nicky said...

Just for fun, I Googled "electice".

This is what I found:

http://shop.cafepress.ca/electice

Coincidence? I think not. Now excuse me while I go buy an electice mug.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Maybe it's me, but the Hulk sounds an awful lot like Cookie Monster. Anyway, somehow when Hulk read the note it made more sense.

Obviously what this woman was trying to say was that Priscilla wasn't going to be at school because the battery on mom's car was dead, preventing it from starting and hence, taking Priscilla to school to learn, I'm assuming, English. Sometime over the weekend, though, they were going to get a replacement battery at Sears so on Monday Priscilla would be good to go.

How did you not get that?

Moooooog35 said...

Lisa: ..the kid should HAVE WRITTEN the note...

Yet he who cast the first stone...

The Mad Woman: If she had a dealer, this comment would make a LOT less sense.

Eva: Say 'sad' one more time!

Meleah: Wait. Who's Priscilla again?

Toe: MAKE IT VIRAL!!

Meleah: I know..and I thank you.

BUY MORE!

Mepsipax: small bus special. Don't forget that.

Life: AWESOMELY AWESOME.

Colby: YAY! You bought a mug!

YAY!

Hiphop: Me likey, too.

Why are we talking like that?

Fiona: Yes.

What?

Nicky: PERFECT.

BUY MY MUG FIRST!

Chris: Hulk..Cookie Monster..you try it, smartass.

And thanks for translating.

Although, this post would have been WAY shorter.

Christy said...

I don't know whether to laugh for be sad about this. I feel bad for the parent and the child.

I'm so torn!!!

Kernut said...

OMFG I was just going to say what the commenter above me wrote... Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Going with laughing. Like someone else said, your wife is a saint.

Tracie said...

She can afford an electric car yet can't write a proper sentence. Clearly this mom is a pop star.

Maxie said...

All I can possibly wish on you is that you are forced to move to another country and pick up another language.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

This is the funniest thing you've ever done, and you've done some funny things, at least according to the police reports I've seen.

What's weird is that it seems to make sense when it's read by the Hulk, but no sense at all when I read it.

I hope you do a lot more of these!

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

You are very funny. New blogger here to join the fun. Found you through 30+.
Cheers,
Robyn

Jen said...

These notes are the funniest things I have ever read or even heard. Man, if the Hulk can get it, no one can.

Put one of these notes on a t-shirt or mug and I will buy one.

twononblondes said...

I don't understand the confusion. Obviously the car was struck by lightning and since it is electric it blew up, but don't worry the school is okay. Anyway, I think she is asking your wife "Will P leave for school Monday?" because she is not sure exactly how school works. But she totally knew what she was talking about because she scratched out the "I am" and added the word "Monday". Your welcome.

Moooooog35 said...

Christy: Whenever a woman says 'she's torn' I think of an episiotomy so please don't EVER EVER EVER say that again.

Thanks.

Kernut: Laughing...the better alternative.

Tracie: Yes. Christine Aguilera sends her kids here.

Maxie: Que?

MikeWJ: I actually have three more coming (twss) AND my wife actually handed me ANOTHER note from this same lady last night.

Stay tuned...

RawknRobyn: Thanks for playing!

Jen: Oooh...that is a GREAT idea.

Twononblondes: I don't know how in the world that escaped me.

Clarity has come to me!

That's what she said.

That makes no sense.

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

Oh. My. God!!!!!!!!!!! This makes me really, really sad, even though I'm laughing my ass off!!!

Thanks for the Hulk interpretation (and for making my day!)

Andy FirstFound said...

Nope, don't have a clue what they meant by that. Hulk funny though!

Barb said...

OMG. I haven't laughed so hard since my nephew and his wife, both teachers, shared some of their stories.

Are we quite certain the student didn't try to forge the note?

Poor Priscilla has a tough road ahead, doesn't she?

Found you through JD's! :0)

Pam Ponder said...

OMG!! thanks for the great laugh... this is my first time here and most defiantly not my last..

ClaireMontgomeryMD said...

i don't know who i feel more sorry for - that child or your wife. your wife i think.

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

My first thought was... at least she was polite. That "Thank You" at the end was a nice touch.

My second... do you think that when the author of the note gets falling-down drunk, she suddenly becomes able to string together coherent sentences?

CatLadyLarew said...

Maybe you could rent out Hulk to read notes from parents to other teachers. I think there's probably a good market for that.

A Vapid Blonde said...

This no sad me make at all.

Hulk Monster eat cookie.

ManOverBoard.com said...

Perhaps the child should have wrote the note and let her mom sign it. Even if the kid was in kindergarten and used crayons....

Alison said...

I read/watched this last night. Hilarious! Your poor wife. I think maybe they need to get a new car or at least get it fixed. Poor priscilla. Lol.

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