Motivate THIS.
(points at crotch)
Nothing to see here today...
...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.
Seriously...
...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.
Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):
nomnomnomnomnom.
Hey. Nursing home pudding only goes so far for the appetite, you know.
If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.
You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.
Yeah. I'm in it for the money.
Duh.
Moog out.
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ALSO:
I've created an audition tape to try and have my VERY OWN TALK SHOW!!
This is not a drill.
Please check it out and vote for me. That would be awesome.
Then what would be awesome is if you spread the word and got me even more votes.
Then I get rich and we're all happy. And by 'we're all happy' I mean "I am." I see this as a win.
Those little puppies are expensive. Only the rich oldies can afford them in their daily meals.
ReplyDeletebecause she eats puppies does she not need those walker things?
ReplyDeleteand now I have to try and get my wife to say motivate so I can say I got something you can motivate or at least use your motivate this and point down.
either or.
ClevelandPoet is cracking me up! lol
ReplyDeleteI would have thought she would want a little bbq sauce on that!
ReplyDeleteYou need to add a down arrow to those t-shirts.
ReplyDeleteI can't even.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when I get fur stuck in my teeth.
ReplyDeleteFried puppy legs make a great pizza topping.
ReplyDeleteI'm diggin' on that mug. I may have to save some pennies and purchase. Even if there's no one around me in the mornings when I drink coffee to see and receive the message.
ReplyDeleteI should actually purchase a few of these to hand out to those annoying twits I just posted on: www.lisa-griffiths.com/useless-banter
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