It's Almost Like I'm Giving Away a Free Magazine Subscription!

That's because I'm giving away a free magazine subscription.

Creepy.

Sadly, it's not porn. I'm keeping that particular subscription for myself.

*grabs tissues

The folks over ValueMags.com offered up a magazine subscription to one of my lucky readers out there.

One of you will receive a subscription to your choice of one of the following magazines:

1) People
2) Entertainment Weekly
3) Sports Illustrated

woot.

THE RULES

All you have to do is send me a picture of your boobs (ladies only), or your wife's boobs, or your sister's or stepdaughter's boobs (boobies must be 18 years old..I'm not THAT sick) or, really, any boobs in particular.

Kidding.

(not really)



THE REAL RULES

To enter, just post a comment simply stating what magazine you'd like. That's it.

You have until August 5th to enter.

BONUS:

If you Tweet or mention this post on Facebook or on your own blog, I will add one entry for each method you use to increase your chances.*

So, if you put a comment here, Tweet it, Facebook it AND put a link on your blog, you get FIFTEEN chances to win!! Wait. That's wrong. You get four. Four chances.

My math and grammar is badly.

That's it.

Good luck to all!

I will announce the lucky winner here next week picked by random selection.

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If you Tweet, FB status or link this post, please let me know via email or comment so I can adjust the entries properly.