Monday, August 01, 2011

My Cosmonaut Facebook Friend-slash-Lover

Before I start today, just a reminder that you have until the end of this week to enter a comment on this post for a chance to win a free subscription to People Magazine, Entertainment Weekly or Sports Illustrated!

Carry on.

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I was on Facebook the other day because for some reason my workplace hasn't banned me from it yet when I get a message pop-up from some guy in Russia who just read my El Poopacabra post.

Here's how well that went.



Sadly, Sergei left before I could tell him that I made up the word 'squidgets' but in hindsight I probably wouldn't have told him anyway and let him just try to figure it out himself.

Which is fine with me since he still didn't buy this shirt:


Russians.

16 comments:

  1. Elly Lou9:50 AM

    Why aren't you giving away free Russians?

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  2. VEG9:54 AM

    Well, to be perfectly fair, Sergei sounded a bit infatuated with you, so he probably couldn't buy a shirt because that would mean typing stuff into appropriate fields and it's hard to type with only one hand.

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  3. Abby10:02 AM

    You should make a shirt that says "Sergei gave me the she shekels and he got the t-shirt"

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  4. If I Were God...10:27 AM

    Aren't America's foreign relations with Russia strained enough already?

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  5. Miley10:28 AM

    I am so glad you smoothed that over with explaining the your/actually your dad semantics. I was worried there for a minute.

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  6. Kristen12:05 PM

    I really enjoy White Russians, myself.

    The drink, not the people. Just to clarify.

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  7. Unknown12:40 PM

    roflmao. love <3 all of this post.

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  8. Unknown1:42 PM

    Love it! Craziness reigns world-wide!

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  9. meleah rebeccah1:43 PM

    Ha! I think Sergei is in love with you.



    PS: I like Abby's comment/idea for a new t-shirt.

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  10. Kev D.2:36 PM

    "It was an interesting conversation, now I must go" is how I intend on ending every conversation I will ever have from now on. Including spoken. ESPECIALLY spoken.

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  11. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Holly Balls. This is amazing. But my question for him...why doesn't he want to know what transsexual means and why wouldn't he google it? I mean, if you are going to have a chat, you might as well figure out what the hell your chatting about.

    Fresh Out of Gold Stars

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  12. The Wannabe Housewife7:23 PM

    I am somewhat determined to work "squidgets" into casual conversation today and pass it off as a totally normal thing one would say.

    I'm adopting it as my new favorite word of the day.

    Thank you.

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  13. Amy12:22 AM

    I'm stuck on where he thought you were a bot. For pandering a tshirt.

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  14. Unknown3:11 PM

    http://www.thesquidget.com/

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  15. tazer11:09 PM

    Squidget is a good word, and I'm so buying one of those shirts for my brother. When I eventually get some money. Carry on.

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  16. Alexandra2:57 PM

    Moooog.

    You just mess with people.

    You are FEARLESS.

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