Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Apparently, I'm addicted to haunted banana writing.

Thought this was appropriate given that it's Halloween and all.

So a little while ago I took a page out of The Bloggess' field book and wrote on my girlfriend's banana (literally..not figuratively) with much success.

Then, one day, while wandering around aimlessly at work I realized that a lot of people bring bananas in.

That *ding* sound you just heard was the lightbulb on top of my head.

So every so often when I see an empty cube or desk or, you know, have a few extra minutes to root around in someone's lunchbox in the fridge, I take it upon myself to do shit like this:



..and this...


The latter banana is actually from a guy in my group who I've done this a couple of times to. One time writing "DIE!! 666" on his banana with an upside-down pentagram.

Sometimes I get excited and go overboard.

I was going to take a picture of it but when I went back HE WAS SHOWING THE BANANA TO MY BOSS so I felt it was best to basically admit nothing and run away to live another day as the Banana Ghost Writer.

*throws smoke bomb and disappears*

To be continued...

19 comments:

  1. So sneaky and funny!

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  2. Try writing "I want to be IN you." and see how the boss reacts.

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  3. Eva: ..and probably against our Code of Conduct, too.

    Knight: I'm saving that for your banana.

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  4. OMG that's SO funny!! I've gotta do this!

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  5. "Banana Ghost Writer." HA!

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  6. OMG, I do the exact same thing! I've managed to scare the shit out of the lady in the cubicle across from me. Which is probably my best work-related achievement to date.

    So far, I've done "I Can See You" and "Still Watching" and "Help Me Rhonda".

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  7. When I am back to working again...I'm totally doing this.

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  8. If you have that much extra time, try using a needle and thread to slice the banana while it is still in its peel. That should freak em out!

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  9. Anonymous6:09 PM

    BEST idea ever! I am using it...even if it's just on a newly purchased bunch in a house I walk into. Totally awesome. hahaha. love it!

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  10. OH WOW! I have never seen that done before! My co-worker eats bananas off and on. I am READY!!!!

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  11. @Knight hahaha!!!
    heres an idea for that crazy person in your life... write "orange" on it
    Might be the straw that broke the crazy camels back!

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  12. Anonymous9:03 AM

    I like this. Then Husband used to go into the refrigerator and draw funny faces on the eggs. So you could also do that in other people's refrigerators.

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  13. You make me smile.

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  14. That is a terrific idea. I may have to find my magic marker.

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  15. That 2nd banana looks too nasty to eat...and I don't mean because of the writing on it.

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  16. Love it! I read that post on thebloggess and still haven't gotten around to playing with any bananas. Thanks for the reminder!

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  17. I always figured your "girlfriend" had a "banana".

    Anyqueer, nice life hack.

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  18. simple, hilarious, original. i can't wait to steal it...

    haha funny stuff man

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