Chiquita knows all... | Mental Poo

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Chiquita knows all...

I got an idea from The Bloggess about scoring words into the peels of bananas using a toothpick or knife.

Through some sort of hokus-pokus and probably something to do with science, the words will magically appear days later.

So, I did this to a bunch of bananas on my girlfriend's counter and didn't tell her.

This showed up on her Facebook page two days later:


Way to focus there, Rosanne.

Then, of course, I fessed up because, well, I enjoy having sex sometimes and I don't need her predisposed to trying to ward off evil banana spirits 24 hours a day while I sit in the corner by myself playing with my own banana.

Priorities, yo.

25 comments:

Ryan said...

Rofl. Doing this.

John said...

You are an evil genius.

Joshua said...

She said "bury it in the backyard." That's a euphemism if I've ever heard one.

The Random Blogette said...

That is freaking hilarious. I am so doing this to anyone that has bananas in their kitchen.

SherilinR said...

that's hilarious! now i want to go write on my mother-in-law's bananas!

chickensconsigliere said...

I think I feel a trend coming on...

Abby (Abigail if I'm in trouble) said...

I tried it at my mom's house and on our bananas at home. Everyone recognized my handwriting and just laughed at me...so glad you got the pleasure of your stunt working.

King of New York Hacks said...

Briliant...give me a week and NYC wont ever eat bananas again lol

Pat said...

Wait. You have a girlfriend?

Pat said...

Okay, got over that shock, now I can say that this is pretty damn funny and I will definitely try this stunt on my husband. And yeah, I snagged me a husband. I was much thinner back then so shut your mouth.

Eva Gallant said...

that is too funny! Great prank!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Bahahahaha! Well played once more, dude. I am SO stealing this idea. There will be banana warfare. Oh yes...

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

I would have kept going for a week at least. You are a better man than I am.

Probably because you have a penis.

Summer said...

I love everything about this. Including Rosanne's comment. lol.

Knight said...

I'm shocked you didn't write something a little more suggestive. Like, PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH. ALL THE WAY. THAT A GIRL.

I guess that would've given it away though, huh?

Moooooog35 said...

Ryan: I'm doing it to my boss but putting 'You're Fired' on it.

John: *blushes*

Joshua: Oh, I bury it all right.

Random: ..or better yet..do it and then PLANT the bananas in the kitchen. Not only will they be, like, 'how did this writing get on the banana' but they'd be like, '..and where did these COME FROM?!'

Sherilin: Hey. Who doesn't.

Chicken: Could be a cold, actually.

Abby: How the F did you get your handwriting on the banana using a toothpick?! THAT IS TALENT.

King: C'mon. We know you New Yorkers can't get enough of the banana.

Pat: Yes. I do have a girlfriend.

Well worth the $50.

Eva: Try it at home, kids!

Veggie: "Banana Warfare" would be a great name for a rock band.

Bloggess: Thank you for not writing '..because you probably have a penis.'

I get that enough from the girlfriend.

Summer: I love that she just blew it off as an old banana.

Dazee Dreamer said...

omg, I have got to try this.

@OutofGoldStars said...

I too loved this when I saw it on the bloggess. However, you have just re-inspired me and I know just the person....the blonde colleague that googled how to build a snowman last winter...and not in a funny way, but in a drop dead didn't know how to do it way. Now I just need to think what to write.

Fresh Out of Gold Stars

Vinny C said...

Well, of course you know I've got to do this myself, right?

Working Mommy said...

That is such a great trick!! Brilliant!

WM

Kerredith said...

Ha Ha Ha..... Say's the girlfriend. You're lucky I think you're cute... and enjoy the penis everyone keeps talking about ;)

Tazer Warrior Princess said...

Oh my holy hell. I didn't think people would actually BELIEVE THIS!!! Off to make some shenanigans at work!

J.J. in L.A. said...

I am SO going to do that and freak my mom out! She eats a banana in her cereal every morning.

What do you suggest I write? You're good at that kinda thing...

Ed said...

I did this too, after reading The Bloggess post.

Totally freaked the wife and kids the FUCK out.

Life Hack for the WIN!

The Empress said...

Oh my gosh...

YOU KNOW this could go on forever.

I ask for a weekly etched banana post.

And don't make that dirty.

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