Monday, March 04, 2013

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie You Will Probably Die. It's kind of like the "Butterfly Effect" but with more rat crap.

Once again I am taking to rewriting a classic children's story.

The first time was with "Today I Feel.." which was written by Jamie Lee Curtis back before she turned into a woman with a terrible haircut who has to eat yogurt so she can shit.

The second time I did it, it was the stupid book "The Giving Tree" which still pisses me off to this very day even though I haven't read the damn thing in 5 years.

This time around, I'm doing the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" book because..well..

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES!!

Yep.

All kinds of campers in 2012 dying from Hantavirus at Yosemite National Park.

So that got me thinking about the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" book and..well..

Enjoy.

There.

That's better.






4 comments:

  1. Unknown10:54 PM

    You have a real talent for kiddie lit!

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  2. La-Juice1:22 AM

    Oh wow. I hate The Giving Tree too, and we might be the only people on earth. Seriously, that boy is one selfish turd!

    Good work on the cookie book too.

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  3. Annie Boreson12:07 PM

    Thanks for the laugh. Love your version of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.

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  4. jack mehoff10:22 AM

    do if you give a pig a pancake

    favorite part "even gay sex" - i needed the clarification

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