I got an email the other day from my friend Janet.
After this time and this time, you'd figure she'd know better.
The email was addressed to about 30 friggin' people and was simply this:
A big wall of shadow penises.
Awesome.
I've seen this before...so I could have just..
..you know..
DELETED IT.
But where's the fun in that?
So I instead do what all good friends do and REPLIED TO ALL with this:
Yep.
Replied to everyone regarding Janet's 'love of everything cock.'
Because it's only funny if everyone including her husband sees it.
And, no guys, you can't have her email address.
This is why I don't email you.
ReplyDeleteI made that mistake once.
NEVER AGAIN.
Her own fault really.
ReplyDeleteOh well, at least you had fun.
Hello, it's been some time..
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to tell you that your today comment on Vodka Logic's is PRICELESS!!
Hope you have a bright day!
Betty
You have friends?
ReplyDeleteI kid, that photo is fantastic. Janet should know better by now.
I wonder if that wall only gets the sun in the morning, which produces the morning wood shadows.
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!
ReplyDeleteGot me again, you little fucker.
Yes, I laughed out loud.
Because I too am juvenile.
Why is it juvenile to laught at this?
ReplyDeleteJuvenile has some of the same letters a penile....hmmm...imgaine that.
Moog,
ReplyDeleteYou know you can't torment innocent folks without getting your just reward one of these days, right?
I'd be watching your back, if I were you.
Janet might be gunning for you with a lethal combo of Ambien, a tag team of midgets, some massive dildos and a video camera.
Just a warning.
One of my oldest best friends has a sense of humour like yours - thank God he doesn't own a computer.
ReplyDeleteI wonder, as the sun rises, do the penises suffer shrinkage??
And, is Janet's husband named Brad?
That is freaking hilarious! I went to my daughter's kindergarten orientation yesterday and they had a map where kids had made cardboard cutouts of the different states. I looked at my mom and my hubs and said look at Hawaii....it looked like a giant cock! I wish I would've had my camera!
ReplyDeleteMaxie: Refresh my memory..what happened?
ReplyDeleteMrsblogalot: That's all I'm saying, really.
Betty: It's actually mostly cloudy today, but thanks anyway.
Jessica: I know. Surprising, right?
William: That is quite possibly genius.
Ed: Join the club, my friend.
Daffy: No. No it's not. At least that's what I'm telling myself.
Joann: AGAIN?!
00dozo: WHO the Hell doesn't own a computer?
Travis: Sadly, yes.
Momma: You realize you're not supposed to backhand compliment the guy who wrote the thing, right?
Random: All the parents within earshot must have been so happy.
Love the picture, too funny.
ReplyDeletebtw you are this week's weiner this week...I mean winner of the S&F Award..Congrats
Note to Self: Be careful what you e-mail Moog . . . LoL :)
ReplyDeleteBet she loved you for that one!
ReplyDeleteSo I started wondering if there were shadow vaginas for those shadow schlongs...and I started googling...and I found this (http://virginmaryagain.com/?p=8) which I fully expect you to make into its own post some day. Woof.
ReplyDeletethat is PERFECTION.
ReplyDeleteThen give her my email address and tell her my nickname is Tripod. You should see the shodows.
ReplyDeleteYou are the best friend EVER!
ReplyDeleteYou are the best friend EVER!
ReplyDeletehoney I feel bad that she has to work within a 30 mile radius of you.
ReplyDeleteI've been meaning to fence in the yard, but I see now that a stone wall might be the way to go...
ReplyDeleteJeez, I didn't see anything like that at Home Depot!
ReplyDeleteLet's hope she didn't send the original to her parents (like I would have). They could handle penis shadow photos, but hearing of their daughter's love of cock? Not so much.
ReplyDeleteIT must love you.
ReplyDeleteIndians love the...
Wait.
hysterical, i love it. i want that pic to be my new desktop background.
ReplyDeleteLizzy: You and your bridge fixations.
ReplyDeleteMeeko: That's probably a good life lesson here, yes.
Eva: Her note to me this morning when I told her was:
"I will get you back."
Elly: I have wood.
Get it?
Nenette: * blushes
Coffey: her husband is a giant cop who reads this.
I'll be sure to pass along your info.
Salt: I KNOW, right?
JenJen: So does she.
Ziva: HAHAHA. YES.
Olly: No..you have to go to the "Moonlight Reader" store in the red light district.
Christina: I actually think she did.
Eh.
LB: God is going to kill me anyway. It's been in the works for YEARS now.
Rahul: HA! dude..so missed you.
Not in a gay way.
Alexa: It isn't already?
That photo is fantastic.
ReplyDeleteInternet High Five!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePriceless!!!! lol
ReplyDeleteThe bridge design was intentional
ReplyDeleteThe bridge design was intentional
ReplyDeleteOMG! Your response was too funny. I've seen that pick a bunch too. Do you think she got the message yet? LOL!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! As luck would have it, Mrs G and I are just building a garden wall. I'm off to change the bricks
ReplyDeleteHow in the world is it possible that there is no visible graffiti to accompany an entire wall of penis shadows??
ReplyDeleteYou? You are naughty. And I love that in a man. :)
ReplyDeleteNow - down to business. Where can I get that fence?
Epic shadow fail... or success... I'm not sure which.
ReplyDeleteHow can I not follow a blog with a post called penis shadows...she is lucky to have a friend like you. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's the same reason I don't even comment here often, because I know I'll get "spammed" by you. But at least, I guess, it feels good -- at least the first time.
ReplyDeleteHaha !! That's a good one :)
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