By the time you read this, I will have tested for my Blue Belt in karate.
FINALLY, I will have a fashion accessory that will match the shade of my testicles.
Yay me.
ONWARD!!
Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:
My son addresses his inner Jessie Jackson.
I go to see ANOTHER Monster Truck show and the only thing I can think about is how to satisfy the cannon lady.
Par for the course, really.
Ever wonder how the Jimmy Dean commercial guy dressed up as a sun has sex?
The more you know.
Moments in MENTAL POO History:
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
Shit like this is why my friends stop sending me emails.
I'm such a cock.
My son continues to make me laugh - even when it's just cutout shit stuck to windows.
Then I stop laughing at my kids because, you know, they're throwing up and shit.
Oh..great.
SO IS MY WIFE.
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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
I was on vacation so all I've got is one "Dear Moog" letter that involves paper, plastic, boobs, butts and legs.
No idea.
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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:
Travis proves that Michael Phelps cheated in the Olympics by apparently using underwater telepathy.
Yo Mama gets an eye fist all up in her husband's bizness.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.
Wait, so did you draw that penis on the etch-a-sketch. If so, I think you missed your calling. I'd also like to know if that's a vein in the penis or a rogue, very long hair.
ReplyDeleteSo many questions.
You're always there with a laugh when I need one!
ReplyDeleteFunny...good luck getting your matching belt.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your belt (an apparently, your balls!!) Cheers!
ReplyDeleteGood luck testing for your Blue Belt!
ReplyDeleteYep. I like this blog. Zombie Abe Lincoln? You get a big check mark. I'll be back. I know you're glad to hear it.
ReplyDeleteWait... you just made me spill my latte on the couch. You bastard. I forgive you though, because while I cleaned it up, Canada scored another goal. Ha.
ReplyDeleteMan! That was a marathon
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the belt. What's next? Purple hairy?