Wednesday, August 03, 2011

I'm Here to Help - You SURE You don't want to be a lesbian?

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Carry on.

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As part of my 'Here to Help' initiative, I do - from time to time - help out some of my readers who request my assistance in life-or-death matters.

This is not one of those.

I got an email from one of my regular readers who is apparently a fan of my spam email replies.

She received a wonderful spam email and wanted me to reply to it for her.

DONE.

Here is the spam she received:



..and, of course..

My custom reply for her:



Not sure what happened but I'm thinking of trying to hunt down the woman in that picture.

The whole taint-tickling thing really is intriguing.

Moog out.

18 comments:

  1. Lady Estrogen8:04 AM

    Oooohh... the taint tickling is truly the selling point. I'm sold... three times over!

    Can I get that in bulk?

    Just asking.

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  2. Ryan8:44 AM

    Is that a picture of Winona Ryder with a goatee?

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  3. Christina_the_wench8:57 AM

    But look how shiny his/her hair is! And the bangs are kick-ass.

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  4. Luda9:35 AM

    Haaaaaaaa.

    If Sandy replies, you must post it.

    I have a feeling she's going to take you up on the offer, though. And that's going to get awkward.

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  5. jack mehoff9:45 AM

    taint ticklin transexuals

    i'll take three

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  6. Knight10:08 AM

    I would totally date Keira Knightly in a beard. I think Sandy should go for it!

    I hope you find your man moog.

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  7. Unknown10:21 AM

    How could she possibly resist???

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  8. Irish10:43 AM

    You Sir.. are one funny bahstad..

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  9. Moooooog3511:02 AM

    Lady: I will do my best. Let me just make sure my passport is current...

    Ryan: Hm. Maybe she stole it.

    Christina: I KNOW.

    Luda: They usually don't reply..I'm not quite sure why not.

    Jack: Would you like a shot of penicillin with that?

    Knight: Now I'm picturing you dating Kiera Knightly with a beard.

    Kinda hot, actually.

    Eva: I know..and, yet, somehow she did.

    Pissed: *blushes*

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  10. jack mehoff3:24 PM

    somethin tells me the shot of penis-illan is included in the deal....like a drive thru special

    how about kiera with facial, armpit and chest hair?

    http://www.freakingnews.com/Keira-Knightly-Beard-Pictures-38363.asp

    she's still a cutey

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  11. Vinny C4:39 PM

    I'm sure she'll write back. Who could resist that hair?

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  12. Sarah12:06 AM

    I heard the best story today, and something about your creepiness triggered me to tell you. OK. Here goes.

    A clown and a little boy are walking into a dense, dark forest. The little boy says to the clown, "I'm really scared." And the clown says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone."

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  13. PBJdreamer4:45 PM

    SANDY!



    heeeee


    run for your life

    that is all

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  14. Amy2:56 AM

    Frightened. Mortified. How come there are no earrings?

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  15. meleah rebeccah3:20 PM

    I seriously cannot stop laughing!!

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  16. Katherine11:24 PM

    I don't know HOW your posts get through my wotk but this had me DYING at my desk! You have a new career in this...you know that, right?

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  17. Shawn Ohara7:40 AM

    Wait a second! Sandy is emailing other people too? That's it. I am cancelling the check I sent to her.

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  18. Alexandra2:56 PM

    Oh, god..

    You have TOO much time at work.

    VERY VERY funny.

    WHy don't you do something with all this talent?

    Love,

    mom

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