It's Almost Like I'm Giving Away a Free Magazine Subscription! | Mental Poo

Friday, July 29, 2011

It's Almost Like I'm Giving Away a Free Magazine Subscription!


That's because I'm giving away a free magazine subscription.

Creepy.

Sadly, it's not porn. I'm keeping that particular subscription for myself.

*grabs tissues

The folks over ValueMags.com offered up a magazine subscription to one of my lucky readers out there.

One of you will receive a subscription to your choice of one of the following magazines:

1) People
2) Entertainment Weekly
3) Sports Illustrated


woot.

THE RULES

All you have to do is send me a picture of your boobs (ladies only), or your wife's boobs, or your sister's or stepdaughter's boobs (boobies must be 18 years old..I'm not THAT sick) or, really, any boobs in particular.

Kidding.

(not really)



THE REAL RULES

To enter, just post a comment simply stating what magazine you'd like. That's it.

You have until August 5th to enter.

BONUS:

If you Tweet or mention this post on Facebook or on your own blog, I will add one entry for each method you use to increase your chances.*

So, if you put a comment here, Tweet it, Facebook it AND put a link on your blog, you get FIFTEEN chances to win!! Wait. That's wrong. You get four. Four chances.

My math and grammar is badly.

That's it.

Good luck to all!

I will announce the lucky winner here next week picked by random selection.

**********

If you Tweet, FB status or link this post, please let me know via email or comment so I can adjust the entries properly.

28 comments:

killerkellah said...

people.please.

Adela said...

People, please.

Lazarus said...

My wife told me that I'd like People Magazine. I mistakenly told her "no" and she convinced me otherwise. The kitchen knife didn't really piece my arm too deeply, at least that's what the medic said. "People" please.

Amy said...

My choice: People

Jen said...

I would like People!

Ed said...

SI

But only since Maxim isn't a choice.

chemgirl said...

I would LOVE people... (except I kind of hate most people.. just a different kind)

Knight said...

How do I enter the contest to win a copy of the boob photos you'll be receiving? "Boobs" please?

Jewels said...

I tweeted, facebooked, and am commenting that I want People...why? That crossword puzzle makes me feel like a genius! ;) I'll come back and let you know when I put a link in a post.

Jewels said...

Oh...and if it helps my chances a boob picture can be found here.

http://www.jewelsturning30.com/2011/04/i-have-nice-rack.html

ClevelandPoet said...

I was all set to snap a pic of my wife's boobs for you later and then I saw the real rules.

I'd dig Sports Illustrated.

"My math and grammar is badly."

almost choked on my coffee, I've left instructions with the wife if I die choking on something to see if it is related to reading something from you and if she can sue.

OGLADI said...

People.

Two As equal a B, right?

My maths are badly too.

http://ogladi.blogspot.com

Dazee Dreamer said...

how about I send you a picture of my boobs IF I win?

And I would like the People magazine, because, who doesn't want to feel worthless while reading about all the beautiful people.

meleah rebeccah said...

Tweeted, and "liked" on Facebook.

"People" magazine, please.

Katherine said...

People, so I can cut out boob pictures and send them to you!

Kerredith said...

Even tho I know it would completely wrong if I won... PEOPLE PLEASE LOL

Carey said...

Yay! People!

I wish I could have more entries, but I deactivated my Facebook account, I've never Tweeted, and I shut down my blog a year ago.

See... I no longer have any social contact via internet. I need to win so I have something to read when I become a social outcast.

Melissa Hicks said...

I'd like people please...are you sure that my boobs can't increase my odds of winning? I mean...I have TWO of them...
Seriously, how many boobie pics did you get so far?

Unknown said...

Am I the only one who wants Entertainment Weekly? Weird. Maybe because I am a budding young(lol) film scholar? Who knows.

Unknown said...

^ I suck at teh interwebs ("Unknown", really?). Probably best not to pick me. :(

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

There's...
...no boobies, like old boobies, old boobies I know...

la, la, la, la, la lot la, la lot la I know...
http://polldaddy.com/poll/801294/

I would like People, no wait... Sports Illustrated is the correct answer. Swim Suit Edition, right? Does EW have one of those? If so, sign me up.

Fernweher said...

I was going to blast you for com modifying women's bodies and then I saw it was just a joke...nice work. I don't want a subscription but I would still like all your b00b pictures, if you got any more like that lady at the park ;)

WebSavvyMom said...

People - - I have no idea who half the people are in it anymore though.

Heather H said...

I would love a new subscription to People. I had to trade mine in when I had a baby, and now, when I read their mag, I have no idea who the "celebrities" are.

Christina_the_wench said...

Entertainment Weekly. I wanted to be different.

Oh! And here's hoping you gets lots of boobies pics. (did that help?)

Laura said...

People Mag, please :)

Jesse said...

people would be great.

tyler_faye said...

Entertainment Weekly please! and I also tweeted about it.

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