At this point I'm just basically trying to sell shit | Mental Poo

Friday, April 08, 2011

At this point I'm just basically trying to sell shit

I've made a number of significant contributions to society, none of which are actually positive and most actually involve some "misunderstanding about the age of consent" and me "running" from the "cops."

But the English language?

Different story.

I've put quite a few entries up on Urban Dictionary, my personal favorite being this one:


There you go, people.

Run with it.

My latest entry was thought of while going through the "On Demand" listings and, not finding anything from Cinemax earlier than 1997 (EW! BUSHY BUSHY BUSH BUSH!), I settled on a special about the elusive legendary creature known as the El Chupacabra..and a new entry for Urban Dictionary was born.

BEHOLD:


Sadly this led me to contemplate exactly what the El Poopacabra would look like and all I could come up with was basically a zombified-vampire version of Mr. Hanky:


Realizing the potential to sell a shirt to a guy who was maybe high or drunk or just had really bad taste in clothing and a complete lack of usable social skills, I came up with this design:


CLASSY! STYLISH! GENIUS!

I see many a passionate night of lovemaking* resulting from someone wearing one of these.

*most likely done alone with or without lube

I have the shirt up for sale on my store now.

It's only $18.99 but, really, can you put a price on the happiness this will bring...me?

I can.

$18.99

I swear it's like you people don't even pay attention.

Buy one before the El Poopacabra gets you.

Thanks in advance.

23 comments:

A Vapid Blonde said...

I am glad El Poopacabra live's with in you.

That tail is just terrifying.

Mike said...

I hate it when the el poopacabra comes out of my ass. The claws scratch my anus and it takes FOREVER for the bleeding to go away.

Also, you gotta be quick with the flush because that's one animal my dog doesn't want in her mouth.

WebSavvyMom said...

-->I guess El Poopacabra isn't Jewish with the Santa hat on.

laughingmom said...

Thanks for the Mentalpoopacabra for breakfast! I'm gonna have the image of Mr. Hanky in my head all day.

Knight said...

If someone wearing that shirt ever hits on me I will be sending you their penis in a box.

jack mehoff said...

@ knight - is that a mirror in your pocket?

ive taken the liberty of putting my penis in your box for you

your welcome

ClevelandPoet said...

I may have to write an x-files movie where Mulder and Scully investigate EL POOPACABRA!

Cake Betch said...

Poopacabra.... pure genius I tells ya.

Pearl said...

You are very funny.

But you knew that. :-)

Pearl

vickilikesfrogs said...

Most. Awesome. Shirt. Ever.

I'll buy your shirt if you buy my Dancing Frogs coffee mug.

Seriously. Help a bitch out.

www.cafepress.com/glitterfrogdesigns

Eva Gallant said...

Hope you have better luck selling your shirts than I have selling mine!

Knight said...

@Jack MeHoff - Nice. Well done.

in bed with married women said...

I think we bloggers should have meetings, maybe at the local kiwanis club, and discuss the financials, i.e. selling shit, donations, how many people actually pony up, etc... Just lay out the numbers. Then we can cry and fill out some Denny's dishwasher applications.

Christina_the_wench said...

No holemates tshirt with photos? Now I woulda' bought one of those. Bad marketing choice, my friend.

zobop republic said...

Haha! LMAO! Hopefully I don't poop myself!

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

That T-shirt screams class!

Mrsblogalot said...

You kill me!!



Did El Poopacabra just wink at me?

karen said...

Keep El Poopacabra at your house...don't need that shit over here!

Miss Yvonne said...

My kid would totally wear that shirt. Anything involving bodily functions and he's all in.

Brooke Amanda said...

I think my entire lower intestine has El Poopacabra living in it.

Ed said...

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.

Dude, I actually might buy one of these.

Seriously.

Pat said...

You know, if I was attacked by El Poopacabra, maybe I wouldn't have to keep seeing that damn GI doctor who tells me I'm full of shit - literally. Do you think wearing the T-shirt will help?

The Empress said...

Oh my god.

All my blog comments start to you with Oh my god.

There is no limit to you, is there.

Holemates.

You...you...just leave me speechless.

I canNOT imagine living with you bc I'd try all day long not to laugh, b/c I know that only encourages you.

I just couldn't do it.

Oh my god.

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