I've made a number of significant contributions to society, none of which are actually positive and most actually involve some "misunderstanding about the age of consent" and me "running" from the "cops."
But the English language?
Different story.
I've put quite a few entries up on Urban Dictionary, my personal favorite being this one:
There you go, people.
Run with it.
My latest entry was thought of while going through the "On Demand" listings and, not finding anything from Cinemax earlier than 1997 (EW! BUSHY BUSHY BUSH BUSH!), I settled on a special about the elusive legendary creature known as the El Chupacabra..and a new entry for Urban Dictionary was born.
BEHOLD:
Sadly this led me to contemplate exactly what the El Poopacabra would look like and all I could come up with was basically a zombified-vampire version of Mr. Hanky:
Realizing the potential to sell a shirt to a guy who was maybe high or drunk or just had really bad taste in clothing and a complete lack of usable social skills, I came up with this design:
CLASSY! STYLISH! GENIUS!
I see many a passionate night of lovemaking* resulting from someone wearing one of these.
*most likely done alone with or without lube
I have the shirt up for sale on my store now.
It's only $18.99 but, really, can you put a price on the happiness this will bring...me?
I can.
$18.99
I swear it's like you people don't even pay attention.
Buy one before the El Poopacabra gets you.
Thanks in advance.
Friday, April 08, 2011
At this point I'm just basically trying to sell shit
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19 comments:
I am glad El Poopacabra live's with in you.
That tail is just terrifying.
-->I guess El Poopacabra isn't Jewish with the Santa hat on.
Thanks for the Mentalpoopacabra for breakfast! I'm gonna have the image of Mr. Hanky in my head all day.
I may have to write an x-files movie where Mulder and Scully investigate EL POOPACABRA!
Poopacabra.... pure genius I tells ya.
You are very funny.
But you knew that. :-)
Pearl
Most. Awesome. Shirt. Ever.
I'll buy your shirt if you buy my Dancing Frogs coffee mug.
Seriously. Help a bitch out.
www.cafepress.com/glitterfrogdesigns
Hope you have better luck selling your shirts than I have selling mine!
@Jack MeHoff - Nice. Well done.
I think we bloggers should have meetings, maybe at the local kiwanis club, and discuss the financials, i.e. selling shit, donations, how many people actually pony up, etc... Just lay out the numbers. Then we can cry and fill out some Denny's dishwasher applications.
No holemates tshirt with photos? Now I woulda' bought one of those. Bad marketing choice, my friend.
Haha! LMAO! Hopefully I don't poop myself!
That T-shirt screams class!
You kill me!!
Did El Poopacabra just wink at me?
My kid would totally wear that shirt. Anything involving bodily functions and he's all in.
I think my entire lower intestine has El Poopacabra living in it.
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.
Dude, I actually might buy one of these.
Seriously.
You know, if I was attacked by El Poopacabra, maybe I wouldn't have to keep seeing that damn GI doctor who tells me I'm full of shit - literally. Do you think wearing the T-shirt will help?
Oh my god.
All my blog comments start to you with Oh my god.
There is no limit to you, is there.
Holemates.
You...you...just leave me speechless.
I canNOT imagine living with you bc I'd try all day long not to laugh, b/c I know that only encourages you.
I just couldn't do it.
Oh my god.
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