Mental Poo-Looza!!!!!

It’s time for Mental Poo-Looza!!

What’s Mental Poo-Looza, you ask?

Well sit right down there my hairless Portuguese leprechaun (wtf?) and I’ll tell you.

Mental Poo-Looza:

If you see ANY fake concerts this year:

"Mental Poo-Looza" is the ONE fake concert you should NOT miss.

(Holy crap…I wrote that and I still don’t understand it)

Mental Poo-Looza is:

A groundbreaking idea to celebrate the brain farts known to the thousands of psychotic readers as:

‘Mental Poo.’

Mental Poo-Looza is:

A fake concert of such GREAT MAGNITUDE,

that it will make Woodstock look like an overpriced William Hung concert.

That may be redundant.

Mental Poo-Looza is:

A collection of bands carefully pieced together from the Midget Man of Steel himself.

Each performing band was deftly created from the:

‘This would be a great name for a rock band’

...series of stupid comments he makes on a regular basis.

Just check out the line up!!

(click to enlarge):

You'll find:

Metal Jew

Love Cheese

Tiny Sexy Death Machine

The Kick Ass Angry Clowns

The Rolling Homeless

Little Boy Fat Tits

..and many more!

Mental Poo-Looza is:

Your chance to buy some really cool merchandise.

 

(Like you didn't know that was coming.)

But most of all:

Mental Poo-Looza is me.

Mental Poo-Looza is you.

Mental Poo-Looza is:

...the skinny version of Jessica Simpson if she would just OMG OMG shut her friggin' yap

and you had no idea that she was a goddamn idiot.

I have no idea what any of that means.

Mental Poo-Looza.

Live it.

Love it.

Buy it.

Wear it.

Display it.

Not necessarily in that order.

Except for the ‘buy it,’ ‘wear it’ part…

...because if you did it the opposite way, I think that constitutes stealing.

ROCK ON, BABY!

LONG LIVE THE POO!

Wow.

That sounds kinda gross.