Mental Poo

Thursday, January 12, 2017


Thank you for visiting Mental Poo.

Feel free to browse around Mental Poo, but PLEASE NOTE that I have moved my Internet residence over to

That's right, I have a dot-com now so nothing can stand in my way of world domination except my own laziness and lack of funding.

Head over to and check out all the cool crap.

You can even subscribe to my newsletter where I can spam your email account. It's so annoying.

Thanks and see you over there!

Monday, August 24, 2015

"Romantic as Hell" is AVAILABLE and oh, look, I made a video!

If you've been living in a cave then congrats on figuring out how to get decent wi-fi in the wilderness.

If you haven't, then you know my latest literary creation, Romantic as Hell, has finally gone on sale!

As of August 20th, you can get it at these locations:

Amazon - Paperback

Amazon - Kindle

Barnes and Noble - Paperback

RCG Publishing - links to all versions PLUS signed copies

So far I've gotten 31 reviews in the 4 days it's been released. That's seriously awesome and I can't thank all you guys enough.

Go grab yourself a copy, please, and then make sure you throw your reviews up (good, bad or ugly) because that's all I have left, really.


To repay you, here is the OFFICIAL "Romantic as Hell" book trailer, because nothing says 'Romance' like ripping off Blair Witch, ammiright?


Monday, July 27, 2015

ERMAGERD and an apology

Hey everyone.

First, I need to apologize for getting you guys all excited and posting for, like, 3 weeks straight and then disappearing again.

I'm like that mysterious man in your life who has a wife and only spends time with you when his wife is visiting her mom.

Don't ask me how I know that.

I apologize for being so unattainable as of late, but I have been diligently working and reworking "Romantic as Hell" to make it - and I say this with all the sincerity of someone who wants to sell a billion copies of this - the best book EVER.


I'm talking "Better than the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series" good.

That said - I'm working with the PDF proof of the book as we speak, which is the LAST iteration I get to see before it goes to print. PRINT, people. PRINT.

So, yes. It's coming very soon.

Just like I do when the wife is visiting her mom.

I should probably stop typing now.

Monday, June 01, 2015


So, turns out I have some pretty high-profile backers of my upcoming book. I just got Justin Guarini to endorse "Romantic as Hell" and my boner hasn't gone done since I've received his quote.

I'm not gay, just really excited.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If - for some reason - you have no clue who Justin Guarini is click here.

I also highly suggest you follow him on Twitter because he is hysterical.

If you STILL don't know who he is, feel free to watch this:

You're welcome.

That said, check out the marketing sleeve I made for "Romantic as Hell" - Coming soon to an Amazon near you.

That sounds weird.

Special thanks to EVERYONE who has been helping me with this project. You know who you are and I love you all in the sensitive bits. You complete me.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Romantic as Hell COVER REVEAL!

Well, it's getting closer to release time (that's what he said), so here you go...

The officially almost-final cover of "Romantic as Hell"

Stay tuned for presale info and the final release date COMING SOON!!!

What do you guys think?

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