About Me | Mental Poo

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

About Me

So, this is where I'm supposed to tell you about myself.

Joy.

Q: How tall are you?
A: I'm short.

Q: How old are you?
A: I'm old.

You see how this is going, right?

Q: I WANT YOU! I SHALL MAKE YOU MINE!
A: I'm married.  Although, the way I keep responding to chicks here in my comments, you may want to stay tuned to that.

My wife = not amused.

Q: Do you have kids?
A: I have two kids, a boy and a girl. 

The girl is older. 

This automatically makes the boy younger based on the law of physics and/or common sense and mabye some sort of 'Good Will Hunting' math shit.

Both are giant pains in the ass.

Q: What's up with the hand for your picture?
A: Not a fucking clue

And, yes, that's my hand in the banner.

Q: How many letter "O's" are there in Moooooog35?
A: There are SIX letter "O's" in the name Moooooog35.  No more, no less. Six.  Unless I'm tired and I just do four.  But six, definitely.  Or four.  But usually six.

Q: WTF is a Moooooog35, anyway?
A: Moooooog35 is derived from one of the greatest Boston Bruins goalies of my lifetime, Andy Moog, who wore jersey #35.

I own an Andy Moog Bruins jersey, autographed by about 20 former Bruins, and it's about 20 years old.  I love that shirt.

Regardless...

When Andy Moog made a save, the crowd would chant: "Moooooog".

Side note: Believe it or not, when I was getting that email address years ago, Moog35 was already taken...up to four letter 'O's.'

Now you know.



Q: So, what's 'midgetmanofsteel' then?
A: Shit...Midgetmanofsteel, on the other hand, just really fits me to a T.

Q: You think you're great, don't you?
A: Yes, I think I'm awesome.


You should, too.

3 mental poops:

Maxie said...

I was 7 in 1992. Just wanted to let you know.

санжог said...

You are something!! nice

Kris said...

I do believe you and I are about the same age.

*faints*

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