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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Motivational Filler - Foreshadowing

Before I start today, I have a few announcements to make:

1) Got me a domain name...finally.

Please note that you are now at 'www.midgetmanofsteel.com.'

Please modify your feeds, bookmarks or blogroll appropriately if you need to do so.

Yay me.

2) I'VE FINALLY BECOME SOMEONE!!

* cricket

You people are jerks.

I'm on the verge of famousness..famousnicity...famosity...

I'm gonna be popular

Why?

Because Urban Dictonary published one of my words.

Holemates.

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Holemates Definition:

Holemates: Soulmates - people who are meant to be with each other - but only for sex.

Holemates Example:

Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship to work, but they were only great together in bed.

Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.


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You may begin using it, starting now.

Enjoy.

3) I Got Me Some New Bling!

You'll notice a few things different on this page.

First off, got me a new header.

That's what she said.

Secondly, I now have some new links just below my header..including a new 'About Me' section, a 'Contact Me' page, and...

..an Awards page.

This is good timing as a few people have given me some awards lately...accompanied by no money, as usual.

FYI - if you've given me an award previously and it is NOT there (because I lost almost all of them and really didn't feel like digging around to find them again), send it to me and I'll post it there.

4) The Mental Poo Store is reopened for business!

Just click the link under my header, or go here, and be completely overwhelmed with all the shit you can buy.

New products, new logos, new prices!

I know times are tough, but this will help spurn the world's economic recovery by giving me more money to buy XBox games.

Please, folks.

Do your part to help the less fortunate and buy a goddamn mug.

The homeless thank you.

Also..you'll find two intriguing new links to something soon to be known to the world as:

"Mental Poo-Looza"

..and..um..of course..

..the place you can buy all that really really cool and awesome shit.

* whistles

Now...ONWARD!!

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Yep.

I know it's wrong...

..so shut up, mom.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

17 comments:

Susan said...

Holy shit... first of all I'm first. Second of all, I've chosen a great day to return to the world of blogging...

Susan said...

And second, I'd like to say that "holemates" is classic. It's my new word of the month, so thanks m X6 o's g35.

And if you can't tell, I couldn't help reading your About Me section. I'm intrigued and actually learned something today.

Me-Me King said...

What is going on around here? New header, organized easy to navigate blogsite...did you get struck by lightning?

CatLadyLarew said...

Someone has been a very busy boy... all these home improvements to the blog.

And to tempt us with the MENTAL POO STORE? That's just cruel. (Guess what my mom's getting for Christmas?)

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

New header. Nice. Awards page. Nice. Store. Nice. Love the poster...I think that's my daughter in there.

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

Welcome to the real world of blogging - your own URL.

And... welcome to Urban Dictionary, I have a three entries: best might be ADIOS
Any Drinking Intended to Obscure Saturday

I know it's sad when I try to top you in comments because I'm not clever enough to do it in my blog.

ADIOS.

Don said...

I noticed the changes to your blog several days ago and the new url. Do I get a free coffee mug? Probably not huh? That's okay because I wouldn't give you one either. Site looks cool though. I'm going to sift through your awards one day and steal some. I'll give you credit as the site that I stole them from though. Hope that helps.

nipsy said...

Wow..what the hell are you up to?? All this improving and linkage and what nots.. you trying to become a blog that gets traffic?? WTF..

I suppose I can say congrats anyways..oh, and I'm snarfling some of those posters...with credit of course

Vodka Logic said...

Holemates... lmao, I might just have to steal, I mean borrow that line.

so how does one get a domain name? Seriously

The pale observer said...

I'm so using holemates in general conversation!!

Congrats on your new domain.

hat motivational poster is classic :)

Candice said...

"Holemates"

I dig it.

Buzzardbilly said...

Well, this is gonna make someone's Christmas shopping a little easier!

Well done on the new layout, new url, and everything!

Ed Adams said...

Congrats dude.

Olly said...

Wow, a whole new look. A little too much time on your hands? BTW I love the "holemates". It would really uncomplicate life, wouldn't it?

Knucklehead said...

Holemates. Hilarious.

JenJen said...

Holemates is fucking awesome.
Love the new digs.
I don't know how to update my blogroll for an actual website and all that jazz; if one of the four people following me already doesn't follow you, can they click on the blog link and get here by the magic of the www?

kys said...

Holemates - Bwahahaha!

Loved the poster, too.

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