I was sitting at work the other morning which is actually more than I USUALLY do because sitting requires focus to maintain balance (which is why I eat a hearty breakfast!) and pretty much the only thing I'm focused on at work is covering my tracks to make sure my Internet browsing doesn't cause my dismissal.
*wipes sweat from brow
So I'm sitting there and all of a sudden my Yahoo Messenger window pops up.
That's what she said.
I have no idea who this woman is that's IM'ing me.
Apparently this feeling is mutual.
And this, people, is why you should add me to your Yahoo Messenger list...
...and then years later forget who the Hell I am.
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Well..I don't know who this chick is but apparently she doesn't like Everest-climbing pimp midgets.
I'm going to call her out during Zumba class.