Oh, Crap...I Made a Mistake | Mental Poo

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Oh, Crap...I Made a Mistake

Before I start today:

I am the featured blogger on "Questions for a Blogger" on Studio 30-Plus.

It's incredibly funny.

Duh.

ONWARD!!

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My daughter and I were in a drugstore the other day trying to score some Oxycontin without the use of force/Michelle Obama masks when she picks up something called "Crazy Erasers" in the school supply aisle and shows it to me.

Um.

Crazy?

Crazy Erasers?

More like WTF ERASERS.


Kind of weird..a package of erasers that look like toilet parts.


Wait a minute...

Is that...


You have got to be kidding me.


Nope.

Not kidding.

It's an eraser in the shape of a giant load of crap.

Awesome.

So I kind of stand back and look at the size of the toilet and the size of the eraser shit pile and that lowly little eraser toilet paper pile thinking ONE ROLL IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT, FOLKS.


Unbelievable.

I'm in a fucking WALGREENS PHARMACY looking at erasers shaped like John Goodman's stool sample after visiting Mexico.

I didn't get them for my daughter because she tends to eat her erasers.

And, no one needs to really see that.

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UPDATE:

So, I went to the house to pick up my kids the other day and there is my son showing me the pile of crap eraser that his GRANDMOTHER BOUGHT HIM.

???

The question remains on whether he actually ASKED for said giant-pile-of-poop eraser..or she was just out shopping and thought to herself:

"You know what my grandson would like? An eraser shaped like shit."

I'm gonna guess he asked for it.

I hope.

36 comments:

Pat said...

You've GOT to be shitting me! heh, heh!

I can't believe these erasers!

I can't believe you measured the size of the poop versus the size of the toilet! And if you are like my husband, you probably had your handy-dandy tape measure in your pocket!

I admit, my poop doesn't look like that unless I take my fiber!

Coffeypot said...

From the size of the toilet compared to the size of the ass it would take to lay that pile of shit, I now know what Rosie O’Donnell is such a bitch and what her bathroom looks like.

R.W. Wells said...

I've heard the deluxe version of bathroom erasers, endorsed by Paris Hilton, has a vomit eraser, and a vile of coke that is easily flushed if cornered.

The Sweetest said...

Well, geriatrics are a little obsessed with "regularity." And, yes, the Studio 30 interview is quite funny, if I do say so myself!

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

My brother would LOVE an eraser shaped like a pile of shit.

He's 40.

Christina_the_wench said...

Apparently their marketing department knows you personally, eh?

Sabrina said...

I think my hubby would love to have this set of erasers, what a crap=)

Quirkyloon said...

Apparently, the poop-magnet gene has been passed on in your family.

You should be proud, but hopefully not constipated.

Sassy Stylings said...

I really wish I had thought of that. It's a socially acceptable way to get someone to eat shit. And, let's face it, we all know someone we'd love to give that eraser to.

Vodka Logic said...

It's got to be a NH thing.. we have more class here in MA... not.

Ann said...

So... this is the second series of erasers? What is in set #1?!? My poor mind is really not happy with all the possibilities dancing around.

What is set 3 going to be like? Eeeeew.

MJenks said...

Well, it's going to be a long drive to the New England Wallgreens...but damn will it be worth it.

andygirl said...

oh my good god in hell. and why isn't there a toilet bowl cleaner eraser? for shame.

Dazee Dreamer said...

omg, I freaking love that shit. shit, hahaha, cracked myself up. I just said crack, get it. ok, shutting up.

Eva Gallant said...

What strange erasers, yet, kids probably love them!

Moooooog35 said...

What's weird is that before you use the poop erasers, you have to use the Taco Bell Chalupa eraser and chase it with the Cup of Coffee eraser.

Christina In Wonderland said...

I have to get my hands on that pack of erasers. They would make a fantastic gag gift for someone, or just to add to my collection of weird things.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Don't they know that shit doesn't 'pile' in a toilet? It kinda looks like a snake relaxing in the sun.

And grandmothers will buy anything they think their grandkids will like.

Malach the Merciless said...

Gotta love Grandparents

Paige said...

holy shit i want that shit eraser!

Opto-Mom said...

You remember when we were kids, the big deal was scented erasers. If the eraser was shaped like a strawberry, then it was strawberry-scented. Just think about this concept as related to the shit eraser. EWWWWW!

The Barreness said...

As you may well know, in the UK, they call erasers "rubbers".

So that would make this a "shit rubber", which would imply that either

a) someone has had a bowel movement which miraculously morphed into a hunk of elastic hydrocarbon polymer, or

b) that piles of shit are suddenly in need of contraception.

Discuss.

- B x

Jen said...

I haven't seen these Crazy Erasers but we have about three of the other sets. I would have happily bought the poop set rather than the purse and shoes sets, those are just boring.

Sheesh, I'm not even surprised by this.

pattypunker said...

that eraser is literally a pile of crap. because dr. oz told oprah your poop should hit the water like a diver from acapulco hits the water [swoosh] and it should be an S shape. nope, this specimen is not THE shit.

A Vapid Blonde said...

Patty??? Did someone take over your identity for this comment because to my knowledge you and I do not discuss this kind thing. You know *whispers* the poo thing.

I prefer to think that it is choclate soft serve ice cream with out the cone.

Life in my bubble is perfect.

Anonymous said...

You should stockpile these things and sell them instead of your famous mugs and shirts. You'll be loaded...just look at this growing list of customers. Self included!

Brutalism said...

How bad must a mistake be before you are willing to erase it with poop?

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I have no words. None. All I can say is OMG.

pattypunker said...

vapid, trust me my body has not been taken over by aliens, i know nothing of this said poo stuff. i was just repeating what i heard on "the soup."

meleah rebeccah said...

Is it wrong that I really WANT those crazy erasers?

Ryan said...

What's next, the penis pencil? the ass sharpener?

Ireland said...

my aunt has bought several packs of those erasers: ones shaped like food, animals, tools, school supplies....its ridiculous.

I can't believe that company makes money.

Lanita said...

At least you now know why they included a plunger eraser in the package. It would be rather odd if they didn't.

Dr. Cynicism said...

Congrats on the Studio30 interview - and what a damn fine one it was! Haha! I also called you our recently in my neck of the woods regarding your funny blog description.

dana said...

I would have bought them all!!

They would make great stocking stuffers or even greater to stuff into those damn plastic eggs you have to fill for Easter Egg hunts.

Grandma is either very cool or has cataracts.

Ed said...

Thats awesome.

But you should totally sue them for copyright enfringement.

Still, they did finally make a toilet small enough for your kids hamster.

Plus a plunger you can totally use to retrieve the hamster from your rectum.

Not that you would do that.

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