If John Travolta had to announce the Best Picture nominees | Mental Poo

Thursday, March 06, 2014

If John Travolta had to announce the Best Picture nominees

By now you've probably heard about John Travolta butchering Idina Menzel's name at the Oscars so badly that it sounded like he was having a stroke.

What maybe you DIDN'T know is that Slate created a Travoltaism generator so you could see how John would pronounce YOUR name.

I went ahead and decided to enter in all the Best Picture nominees to see what he'd say if he had to announce them.

Enjoy. Or, as John Travolta would say, "Eamon."

...and the winner is....


Then I thought about how furious Kelly would be when John screams this out during sex:


I don't know, but she sounds kind of hot.


Vinny C said...

"Denis Butter" sounds kind of porny. I can imagine him in a threesome scene with (obligatory Asian porn "actress") Sol Yoing & (obligatory bleach blonde porn "actress") Kirsty Pertersorn.

And, yes, I do often imagine pornographic scenarios involving at least one blonde & one Asian woman.

Vicky said...

I only heard about this Travolta thing this morning - yes I must live with my head in the sand LOL

Moooooog35 said...

Hey Vinny. Who doesn't.

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