Conversations with the Wife - Part 1 | Mental Poo

Monday, April 07, 2014

Conversations with the Wife - Part 1

One of my most popular blog bits is my 'conversations with the girlfriend' posts.

Well, as of November something (ducks out of the way of flying pan), said girlfriend is now the wife.

Please send money. I accept PayPal.

BUT, the conversations - luckily - haven't stopped.

Enjoy.












If you want more of these, you can find them in my new book, "Perhaps I've Said Too Much" - available here.

You knew there had to be a hook, didn't you?

Obviously.

3 comments:

Al said...

She good with you posting her email? My guess is that is how she is gonna find the hitman to correct the big mistake she made last November

AccordingtoJewels said...

I crack up at these ALL the time. ALMOST makes me wish I had a man haha. WHo am I kidding though, I have plenty of guys I can text during the day for that shit. I prefer calling my friends "slut" and "hooker" but my guys are typically "glitter dick"...who knows why I enjoy those terms but i really do!

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