In my cubicle, I have a Mac Powerbook that I use for testing.
Yes, I'm a software quality assurance engineer.
This is exactly why none of your shit works and your computer reboots every 30 seconds.
The Mac has a screen saver that scrolls dictionary words across and then pauses on certain ones. Whenever I happen to look over at it, it's always shit like this:
I wouldn't say I'm exactly offbeat, but more like, 'peculiar' or 'really muscly and attractive.'