Everyone loves a giant testicle.
In doing my stat checks for this site, I've come across something fairly disturbing.
This is above and beyond the fact that people land on "Mental Poo" by searching for sh*t like:
1) girls stick poo in the vagina
What makes this one worse, is that there were TWO f*cking searches for this.
2) vibrator supermarket passed out
I need to start going to the grocery store more often.
3) vegetable penetration
I'm wondering if this is the same lady from item #2.
What I find most disturbing, is that every time I check to see where people have come from to get to my site...
...a LOT of the time, it's from finding THIS picture:
Elephantitis of the balls.
Interestingly, I didn't even POST this picture...
...I just linked to it in my "Alphabet of Pain" post.
...traffic is traffic.
Readers are readers.
If you got to me because you like seeing gigantic testicles, well...
Listen, I don't want to admit to false advertising, but those certainly ain't my "globules of love."
Anyway...may I say to you a hearty:
You F*cking Freak.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Labels: search results