Put the kids away folks...
...this gets graphic.
Her nails dug deep into my flesh.
Slowly...cautiously...she looked up at me from below.
"No," I said. "No more."
But she would have none of it.
Our eyes met and I knew...
I just knew that there was NO way that I could deny that face of pleasure.
...I bent down lower to meet her.
Together, we touched.
Her small hands intertwined with mine.
I watched her as she took it into her mouth.
"I can't believe this is happening," I thought.
I looked down at her, bewildered...
...I had never done this before.
My wife stood beside me with the video camera...rolling.
...she had never seen this, either.
And we damn sure weren't going to miss this.
As I looked up, a crowd had gathered around us.
...we were in public.
But I didn't care.
I was consumed in the moment.
...as I watched...
...gnawing on my nuts.
(yeah...that's actually me in the photo)
"He's eating from your hand, Daddy!"
Yeah...my kids were watching, too.
I'm twisted like that when I hand-feed squirrels at Sea World.
My daughter wrote a diary of our Florida trip.
When she wrote about Sea World, she wrote:
"We fed stingrays, and dolphins, and sharks and a squirrel."
A squirrel ate the nuts out of my trail mix...
...right from my hand.
What the Hell were you thinking, you sick bastards?
Friday, March 28, 2008