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Monday, August 11, 2008

Flip Floating Away


My last vacation of the summer is upon me.

This time, we're taking the kids with us.

And, F*CK NO, it's not back to Disney.

You shit ONE TIME on the "It's a Small World" ride and they never forgive you.

Asshole mouse.


No - this time we're taking the kids up to Northern New Hampshire.

New Hampshire state motto: "If you use enough butter, a sheep's ass feels just like vagina!"

We're taking the kids to a hotel that has an indoor water park.

The last time we went to a water park, my daughter got an eye infection so badly that she ended up looking like this:


So, this should be fun.

So, I'll be back next week.

However, I'll be posting some more of my Inspirational and Motivational Posters for your review daily.

You can find some of the other ones here and here.

Feel free to repost them on your site, and give me due credit (or $100 per picture, whichever you prefer).

Enjoy.

Also, in the meantime, you can:

1) Entertain yourselves with any of my buddies listed over in my BlogList
2) Check out the new poll I have up on the left
3) Head on over to "Moog's Movie Reviews" and browse around
4) Go f*ck yourself

If you choose to f*ck yourself, just make sure you don't do it at the indoor water park in North Conway, New Hampshire.

I'm pretty sure that residue is what caused my daughter's previous eye infection.

You sick, sick bastards.

15 comments:

Sara Sue said...

LMAO! That shot of Pink Eye is kinda hot! Have a wonderful time, I'll be here fucking myself until you get back. Probably after that too.

Mike said...

Yeah, I am going to be here fucking myself too. Of course I would do that whether you told me to or not because I like to fuck myself just for fun.

Fucking Myself Just For Fun Since 1954.

I like that. Maybe a new tag line for my blog coming up.

C.Rag said...

Goddamn Pink! She gave me an infection in my vag too.

Narm said...

As a farmer I can say that if you use a shit ton of butter a sheep's ass does NOT feel like a vagina.

It feels way fucking better.

catscratch said...

Have a great time and bring back many, many colorful stories of your adventures in the wilds.

meleah rebeccah said...

1st Seattle, and now New Hampshire? Dood, you need a new travel agent!

moooooog35 said...

Update:

Well...the water park is officially off. My 7 year old daughter broke both bones in her wrist on Friday afternoon - negating our trip to a park since she can't get her splint wet.

Kids.

We've rebooked to a non-water-park hotel...yes...in New Hampshire...

...where the forecast every day is 40-50% chance of rain.

This should be fun.

Maxie said...

oh gosh-- i hope your daughter's wrist is okay. have fun on your vacay!

LBluca77 said...

I will for sure be enjoying #4. Thanks Moog.

HeyJoe said...

Here's a thought: stay home and save the money and aggravation.

Is it any wonder why my kids love me so? Hope the girl is OK.

Enjoy your regular, old, boring, no indoor-water park, continental-breakfast serving hotel. We’ll be her f*cking ourselves until you return.

Knight said...

That pink eye looks nasty. Sorry about that. I'll try to consider others next time I'm..well you know.

Just wrap the kids arm in a garbage bag and duct tape it. She will be fine.

rs27 said...

Waterpark in the hotel? That place has to smell amazing.

Kieya said...

LMAO!

too funny!

Malach the Merciless said...

I love New Hampshire!

Practically Joe said...

Have a great dry vacation (but try keeping your insides wet if you know what I mean),
Hey, I loved your impression of "pink-eye" ... maybe you can answer this ... what would "elephantitis" look like to you? Just wondering.

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