My last vacation of the summer is upon me.
This time, we're taking the kids with us.
And, F*CK NO, it's not back to Disney.
You shit ONE TIME on the "It's a Small World" ride and they never forgive you.
No - this time we're taking the kids up to Northern New Hampshire.
New Hampshire state motto: "If you use enough butter, a sheep's ass feels just like vagina!"
We're taking the kids to a hotel that has an indoor water park.
The last time we went to a water park, my daughter got an eye infection so badly that she ended up looking like this:
So, this should be fun.
So, I'll be back next week.
However, I'll be posting some more of my Inspirational and Motivational Posters for your review daily.
You can find some of the other ones here and here.
Feel free to repost them on your site, and give me due credit (or $100 per picture, whichever you prefer).
Also, in the meantime, you can:
1) Entertain yourselves with any of my buddies listed over in my BlogList
2) Check out the new poll I have up on the left
3) Head on over to "Moog's Movie Reviews" and browse around
4) Go f*ck yourself
If you choose to f*ck yourself, just make sure you don't do it at the indoor water park in North Conway, New Hampshire.
I'm pretty sure that residue is what caused my daughter's previous eye infection.
You sick, sick bastards.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Labels: motivational posters