Uninspiring Awe - Part #1 | Mental Poo

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Uninspiring Awe - Part #1

So, I'm supposed to be away on vacation this week.

However, my 7 year-old daughter decided that Friday would be a great day to break her wrist in two places...subsequently causing the following:

1) Wife's panic attack and near fainting spell
2) My near-stroke trying to get home as quickly as possible in Friday afternoon rush-hour traffic
3) Cancellation of our trip to an indoor-water park

Since my daughter can't get her splint wet, we figured that the water park probably wasn't the best idea.

So, we re-booked to a different hotel in New Hampshire...

...in a city that has a 40-50% chance of rain every single day this week.


Regardless...I'll be gone the rest of the week.

BUT...I plan on keeping you entertained.

I have a new movie review of "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" on "Moog's Movie Reviews" for you to look at.

And even MORE stuff here, thanks to the help of this site:

Big Huge Labs


I've stumbled across a pastime that's basically eating me alive.


It's like being Scarlett Johansson...

...except instead of being insanely hot, I make these stupid posters.


It's nothing like being Scarlett Johansson.

Here are a couple for you while I'm away.

Don't forget the poll up on the left. It's pretty disturbing.

If you want to see all of the posters, click here.


(Click on the image for a larger view)

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit...or money. Money is better.

My mother gave me neither.

I think that's where these poster ideas come from.

Moog out.


Narm said...

Humor isn't the only reason I get laid - a lot of it has to do with pure determination and alcohol.

FreeOscar said...

Kids just ruin life.
Oh well you get her back when she is taking care of you when you are old & shitting in your Depends.

Christina_the_wench said...

Scarlett J.? Eww. I would have thought your tastes a little better. But then again, you always amuse and confuse me.

I am jealous you get two vacas, even if they were in sucky places. Damn, you.

Me said...

Thanks for more of the posters! LOVE them!

Moooooog35 said...

Narm: Alcohol? Don't you know that Rohipnol is the new tequila...it's just in tablet form and you can pretty much get arrested for rape. Small difference.

C.Rag: when I'm OLD and shitting in Depends? I do that now so I don't have to get up when watching football.

Christina: Shame on you. Shame, shame.

Smiley: You're welcome...stay tuned this week...there are more.

Mike said...

Humor is not the reason I actually get laid, but I certainly do leave 'em laughing when I am done....about 15 seconds after I start.

I'm good like that. I'm a sexual athlete.

In the Special Olympics.

Coffeypot said...

We were on the lake a while back and this woman, dressed from head to toe in her black bed sheet, flew by us on her wave runner. She had two kids, one in front of her and one behind her, and they were wearing bathing suits.

And it's not humor that gets me laid; its cash.

Anonymous said...

Narm: take another sip and give me a call. ;-)

Anonymous said...

these posters are crazy hysterical...

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Have fun in NH.
Good luck staying dry.

Raspootin said...

That sucks for you daughter. Right or left wrist? It is amazing how difficult it is to do some things with only one wrist working.

Have a better time in NH than Seattle I look forward to the holiday review.

I watched In Burges based on your movie reviews and like it a lot.

Rahul said...

The Burkah is ruining everyone's life.

Except mine

The Engine of the Family said...

I'm glad I'm not the only near-fainter when it comes to broken bones. I couldn't even change my son's bandages on his broken finger when he broke it...it completely wigged me out!

Anonymous said...

Awwww, I hope the poppit feels much better soon. Give her drugs. I'm sure that'll help.

Have fun on your vacay!

Colleen said...

I have to agree with Narm, sure he's funny but sober I'm not sleeping with him. Five shots later, damn he's funny and hawt!

Moooooog35 said...

Mike: I'm in awe of you. You last roughly five times longer than I do.

I'm hot.

Coffeypot: Nothing says comfort like wearing a sleeping bag on a WaveRunner.

Mimzie: Do I smell a Love Connection? Nope..nope...turns out to be gas.

Meleah: Thank you. I'll try. Santa's Village should be fun in the middle of August:

kids: "Hi Santa!!!"


Raspootin: Left wrist, which - unfortunately - is her primary wrist. I forwarded your "In Bruges" commentary to my brother-in-law...I'm sure he'll be pleased.

rs27: You go Burkah-free?!? REBEL!!

Engine: My wife says that every time she closes her eyes she sees it happen (she was there). I'm hoping this explains her crying and screaming during nookie...where she pretty much has her eyes closed as tightly as possible.

I said it before, I'll say it again:

I'm hot.

LBluca77 said...

I get laid because I am easy, even if I am wearing a Burkha.

The Absent Minded Housewife said...

My Mom once made me attend a family trip to the local water park shortly after I'd busted my foot. I had a cast up to my knee. So, there I was, 15, wearing real clothes instead of spandex, sitting and sitting and sitting, while the rest of them shoved themselves down tubes other people pee in.

At least I got a snowcone.

mauniejames3 said...

I guess you'r proving the point...we are really drowning in this part of the country..have a great vacation anyway..so sorry your little girl hurt herself just before vacation...(you didn't push her did ya?)

Malach the Merciless said...

Hope the little one feels better, mail me her arm, I will draw something on her cast.

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