Sesame Street - Unrated Version | Mental Poo

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Sesame Street - Unrated Version

I'm going off the beaten path today and doing something I don't normally do.

I'm going to refrain from masturbation.

HA! RIGHT!

Like that's ever going to happen.

I fear the day where I'm both constipated and - for some reason - don't feel like whacking my pee-pee.

Seriously...

...I'd have no idea what to do with those 6 extra hours a day.

No, no - I'm going to post a video that one of my friends sent me.

Normally, I like making my own videos (see "masturbation" comment above), but this one was so funny that I just had to share.

Enjoy.

15 comments:

AngryMan said...

Masturbating, blogging, kids, watching and reviewing films, an advice column, work, and a wife.

How does one find the time for it all?

Narm said...

Chris Hansen is on his way to your house riiiiight now.

moooooog35 said...

Angryman: One word:

Delegation.

I have several personalities that take care of all this shit for me.

Narm: Awesome. I just made cookies!

mauniejames3 said...

I can never look at the muppets in the same way....(laughing)

Midleah said...

Angryman forgot 'shitting'...

Chris Wood said...

That video is superb. Absolutely superb.

There are odd days when I have a wank free one just because ... not sure why. Occasionally I put it down to wang recuperation, other times I just can't be bothered breaking out the wax and the small rubber chicken. You can't do everything.

Becky..AMHW said...

I am not telling you what I do with my Tickle Me Elmo.

Christina_the_wench said...

I've always had a thing for Cookie Monster. Now I don't feel so slutty. Whew. Thanks.

Wash your hands, btw.

rs27 said...

Elmo is a freak.

kathcom said...

I haven't been so turned on by Muppets since I rubbed myself with Kermit.
I need to remember to wash him.Seriously, I just put him down.

MsPuddin said...

ok 6 hours? So what I really want to know is how much of that time is spent shitting and how much jacking off? Is it an equal trade or does it depend on what you ate?

In response to the video, now I kind of feel guilty for watching that show when I was little.

The Diva's Thoughts said...

You are a mental case! LOL

I can never look at another episode of the muppets ever again.

Malach the Merciless said...

Nice to see Kimmel can't do original material, stuff like this has been floating around the internet for years.

This is probably the The best of the bunch and has been on the internet for years

meleah rebeccah said...

Oh! So thats how I can get an extra 6 hours of my day back!

Practically Joe said...

That's amazing! You got friends?

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