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Thursday, October 02, 2008

Kick Ass Angry Clowns


Hold on...

Just realizing that the title of this article would be a great name for a rock band.

"Kick Ass Angry Clowns"

I need to be in a different line of business.

"Rock Band Namer Extraordinaire (Non-Premature Ejaculating Heterosexual Sexual Dynamo)"

I'm SO getting business cards made today.

Just a few things today:

First, I have a Netflix video review of "Speed Racer" over on Moog's Movie Reviews. *

*Anti-seizure medication not included.

Now...onward and upward!

(I say this often to my penis)

In the past few weeks I've received a couple of new "awards" from fellow bloggers.

I put "awards" in quotes because my pinky keeps hitting the damn key "inadvertently."

DAMN YOU, MAVIS BEACON!



Without futher ado, here they are:

The first award comes from AngieSS of Cup of Snarky.


The "Angry Clown Hell Award for Evilness."

Um.

Thanks?

This is actually a dream come true.

I remember coming home from school as a child, and playing "Mental Poo Author" in my room with my imaginary friend, Jenna Jameson (played, very well I might add, by my right hand)

The climax of this playdate would be my acceptance of the "Angry Clown Hell Award for Evilness."

It was awesome.

Then we would masturbate to reruns of Benny Hill.

Jenna would do all the work.


Thanks, Angie!!

The next award is this one from PlainOleMike of "The Miker Side of Life."


Thanks, Mike!

Ranting Diva gave me this same award a while ago - so it's nice to know that people think I'm "kick ass".

DAMN YOU AGAIN, MAVIS!! WHY MUST YOUR TYPING LESSONS TAUNT ME?!?!?

I believe the majority of people either just think I'm an ass, or want to kick my ass, or think my blog smells like ass.

Whatever.

Thank you anyway.

I'm going to celebrate with Jenna now.

I think Benny Hill is on.

Moog out.

15 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

That trip down memory lane with you was sure special.

Here. Wipe your hands. Again.

Mike said...

Dood, Jenna is hot. You should pimp that shit out.

LBluca77 said...

Anniversary and awards. Wow big week for moog

Narm said...

Seriously, though, your blog smells like ass. I hit refresh like 5 times and nothing.

Hungry Mother said...

Rosie Palmer was my imaginary playmate.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Congrats on the awards dude!!!!

AngieSS said...

Smelly Ass, Smelly Ass...oh no, wait, that's Smelly Cat.

Anyhowser, you totally deserve this award for being...

Smelly Ass Clowns -- is that band name taken?

Oh, yah. You totally "reek" with "evil genius humor"! I can only believe that for you to be this damn funny is a "pact" with the "Devil"!

...damn you ""

moooooog35 said...

Christina: No need. I keep a bottle of that germ stuff on my desk for just such an - OH! There I go again!

Mike: She's available for parties.

lbluca: Small man. Big week. Hey! That sounds kinda Injun!

Narm: Don't blame the blog. Helpful tip: check your fingers.

Hungry: I also heard Rosie got around to other boys in the neighborhood. Chris Hansen is on to you.

Diva: Grassy-ass. That's Spanish for thanks.

Angiess: No - I believe "Smelly Ass Clowns" is the name of a fetish porno. Don't ask me how I know this.

Poetry Sue said...

Clowns are a little freaky. You are a little freaky... you must be a clown

rs27 said...

I feel like anyting with clown worls for a band name...

Elton John Does Clowns.

See?

Annie T AKA Agnes Mildew said...

Benny Hill masturbation, eh? I trust it is for his 'Angels' and not him?

I would be seriously worrying if it was for Ernie and his fastest milkcart in the west...

C.Rag said...

I didn't read the post just thought about the movie Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Damn that movie sucked clown dick.

Anonymous said...

Yea that's an alright picture of Jenna except that's your damn left hand.

Malicious Intent said...

Loved Benny Hill. How anyone could be so perverted and innocent at the same time was pure genius!

meleah rebeccah said...

Yes. you are in the wrong business. You should be in charge of creating names for a rock bands & porn titles.

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