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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Motivational Filler - Surveys

Before I start today, got a movie review of "X-Files: I Want to Believe" on "Moog's Movie Reviews."

Also, later today, will be a movie review of "The Wrestler." For this one, in a Moog's Movie Review first, it's a husband/wife he-said/she-said!!

(not really worthy of two exclamation marks)



Later this week, "Hotel for Dogs."

Yep.

Hotel for Dogs.

Going to Google how old Emma Roberts is, right now.

* pause

She's 17.

Now I feel dirty.

Which is no different than usual, really.

Carry on.


*********************

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.


Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


That sound you hear is all of my homosexual male readers fleeing.

It's okay...we can all find them hanging out in the men's room.

"Hi, Senator!"

If you want to see all of the posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

17 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

It's quite amazing you've made it this far without someone beating you with a rainbow flag. My cockring is off to you. If I had one. Which I don't. But my gay friend does. Nevermind. Too much?

meleah rebeccah said...

I wish I had your Captioning Skillz.

Buzzardbilly said...

I think I know the penis-taster on the right! Ferreals. I did not even know he'd tasted the loggy fruit of another man's loins. Live and learn, my friend.

Narm said...

Just saw The Wrestler last night. If all I had to do was look at Mickey Rourke's ass and they would show me Marisa Tomei as a stripper - I would have done that deal a long, long time ago.

Now I need some alone time.

Dr Zibbs said...

Dear God you had to see Hotel for Dogs?

Hindleyite said...

Looks like that girl would fit in well at the 'Hotel for Dogs'.

Scott said...

I love your blog and I love mental pooing. Do you want to do a link exchange? I feel like you would enjoy my humor blog.
http://scottstipoftheday.blogspot.com
come over and let me know!

fiona said...

Moog don't you dare "come over" Scott!

Blonde Goddess said...

While reading this entire post I pictured you wearing a dress while typing it and eating bananas...slowly.

I can't believe you had to watch Hotel for Dogs. Please tell me you were intoxicated.

LiLu said...

Don't lie. You have those sunglasses. AND the shorts to match.

Mike said...

Mooog didn't want to tell you all that the picture is of me and him.

And that it's wishful thinking on his part.

No Moooooog, I won't go out with you.

Sorry bud.

I still like you as a friend though!

rs27 said...

I want those shorts.

moooooog35 said...

Christina: Your cockring is off to me? You're supposed to take it off?!

That explains this gangrene.

Meleah: You can start off by taking an English course.

You don't spell 'skills' with a 'z.'

Dummie.

BuzzardBilly: Great. Now I want loggy fruit.

narm: preaching to the choir, my friend....preaching...to the...choir.

Zibbs: I did.

Don't judge.

Hindley: She's actually quite hot. For a 17 year old. I Googled that.

I have issues.

Scott: Let me swing by and if you're up to my high standards (none), you've got a deal.

Fiona: it's okay, I'm bringing tissues.

BG: Like you're not picturing me like that, anyway.

LiLu: Is my webcam on?

Mike: YOU TELLING LITTLE BITCH!

rs27: ..and they want you.

I have no idea what that means.

Olly said...

I was going to ask who you are with in that picture, but Mike answered for me. Never mind.

Stacie said...

ROFLMAO....SO glad I found this shit today, I needed the laugh.

Susan said...

I'm really starting to LOVE the posters!! I may start posting some, with credit and links of course!

Practically Joe said...

In that second picture ... Which two?

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