Nothing to See Here - IT'S F*CKING PRESIDENT'S DAY!!! | Mental Poo

Monday, February 16, 2009

Nothing to See Here - IT'S F*CKING PRESIDENT'S DAY!!!


No post today.

(that's what the pharmacist said when they realized that my insurance no longer covers my Levitra prescription)

It's President's Day here in the United States.

I have never, in the history of my care..

HAHAHAHA!!!

I almost wrote 'career.'

Yeah. Right.

I have never, in the history of my fucking around on the job, had President's Day off.

Today I do.

THANK YOU OBAMA! THERE IS CHANGE A-HAPPENIN'!

I'm gonna party like it's President's Day, 1999.

Yep.

Prince will be there.

I hope he's wearing his raspberry beret.

You know.

The kind you buy at the second hand store.

Love that fucking song.

In the meantime...

...have you seen my boss' hairy ball movie?

Scroll down if you haven't.

(that's what she said)

See you tomorrow.

Moog Presidentially out.

(that means I'm banging a fat intern)

15 comments:

LBluca77 said...

I don't ever get it off either. I call bullshit!

Mike said...

We have a new holiday called "family day".

Our conservative government introduced it a year ago to coincide with Presidents day.

Sometimes it's nice having your head up another countries ass.

Further, please don't link to any more prince songs.

Thanks in advance.

Buzzardbilly said...

I was hoping Maury Povich would do a special Who Da Baby Daddy show featuring all the chick Bill loved before. I was robbed.

Olly said...

I think that here in British Columbia we're the only ones without a holiday in February. Seeing as I'm self employed, I'm gonna do nothing all day in protest! HA!

Tiggy said...

No holiday in Nova Scotia either.

I have sit at work and do nothing when I could have sat and done nothing at home.

LiLu said...

I'll be the one driving the Little Red Corvette.

That's what she said.

Dr Zibbs said...

And on a Prince note, do you know he doesn't allow his videos to be on Youtube?

It's true.

fiona said...

Can I apply for the intern job?

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

LOL!! We both referenced Prince in our posts today! lol

Kevin John said...

You got a day off, i had to work my butt off. You're buying the beer this Friday.
'k?

Bon Don said...

Enjoy your day off...and the fat intern!

binks said...

Why are you looking here? There was no post - so this is officially a non-comment.

Fark you and your day off. I have to work today. See, I'm busy surfing the net.

Kellie said...

Hell I work at a BANK and don't get it off. Fuck.

Narm said...

Maybe it is just the Valentine's Day spirit - but are your boss' balls single?

Malach the Merciless said...

Haha, I have had every President's Day off for the past 15 years, gotta love Human Services!

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