Motivational Filler - Nature's Fury | Mental Poo

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Motivational Filler - Nature's Fury

A couple of things today before I start:

1) Today is the last day you can vote on my poll over there on the left.


It's real. And it's spectacular.

2) I have a movie review of Slumdog Millionaire over on Moog's Movie Reviews.

Funny...but I did not ONCE mention how the 'Regis' Indian guy says 'Millionaire.'

Like this:

"Welcome Whoo Want to be a MILLENAYRE!"



I might want to be a Millenayre.

Can I expense the ballgags and dog collars this time?

Will Pierce Brosnan be watching from behind a two-way mirror again?


By the way...I'm looking for guest reviewers over there.

If you're interested, send me an email or shoot me your review.

I'm looking for any way possible to get out of doing work.

It's how I roll.

Lazily...and with cheese curls.



Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.


...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


They're so lucky.



If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.


Deadpan said...

Or it could just be one of them furnur turrists hur hur.

Kelly Ann said...

Lightning is wasted on Farmers fucking chickens? We have lightning here ALL the time. I must relocate sheesh! lol

DouglasDyer said...

I love any recipe that starts with, "First remove the chicken from the dead farmer's penis..."

fiona said...

They decapitate the chicken just when they get to the "tickly bit" but you knew that right?

The Demigoddess said...

Haha. I don't even know how to begin this comment except I'm sure the chicken wished the farmer didn't get struck by lighting so then it could have more fun.

Wait, did I just say that? Sorry. I'm obscene.

And lol @DouglasDyer. said...

I knew things would go down hill for Peirce after making that shitty movie with Rene Russo. He shoulda known better.

FawkesFire said...

well, I know it sucks to be the chickens, but at least the goats are getting a break, right?

Anonymous said...

I wanted to do shots every time the guy said Millenayre! Then I realized I did not have enough booze.

rachaelgking said...

Everything relates back to Seinfeld if you try. It's like Kevin Bacon, but with zero degrees.

(And they are spectacular.)

Bon Don said...

All my friends get so mad because I can never just say Chicken... I always say "Raped Chicken"

Bon Don want some KFC?... Sure I can sure eat the f*ck out of some raped chicken!

Wooah that does sound kind of bad

Malach the Merciless said...

I'll take the spicy chicken sandwich

meleah rebeccah said...

ah ha ha HAHAHAHHA haaha hahaahahahah

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