Motivational Filler - Child Prodigies (and a little Benny Lava) | Mental Poo

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Motivational Filler - Child Prodigies (and a little Benny Lava)

A few things today:

1) I have a new movie review of 'Star Trek' over on Moog's Movie Reviews.

How was my wife's Mother's Day?

She mowed my lawn while I went to see a movie.

My Father's Day is going to be full of wicked retribution.

2) Benny Lava

Now, I don't usually repost other people's shit...I like to make my own.

HOWEVER...

Kellie over on Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder posted this video on her site last week.

I've watched it no less than 15 times and cried laughing every single one of them.

Enjoy...Benny Lava:



Now...

3) Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Man...

...I remember that.

Good times...good times.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

15 comments:

Mike said...

I know that kid.

His momma's been in more than one. And it involved more than 300 men and took more than 8 hours.

BTW, her fluffer girls are just AWESOME.

Just saying.

The Demigoddess said...

@Mike lol@the girl fluffers

That video was hilarious!
And the singing hurt my ears...

Christina_the_wench said...

I have two Indian students who work for me. Dare I share?

B said...

I should not have decided to watch that video while still on Cube Bitch duty 'till Beer O'clock.

For fuck's sake I can't even breathe from laughing so damn hard.

lbluca77 said...

What's with all the bloggers going to see Star Trek. Hello nerd alert!!

Kellie said...

I can't stop watching it either and everytime my eyes tear up w/ so much laughter. I love it.

Coffeypot said...

Have you ever noticed that the sound of women from India’s singing sounds like a screaming seagull?

The Absent Minded Housewife said...

Bollywood gets me all excited. I need a moment.

rachaelgking said...

We are as one, my dear.

Great minds.

Or Sick.

(Either way.)

Arielle Fragassi said...

Crazy Indians. I must go link this video to my Indian friend and have him tell me what they're really saying.

Bon Don said...

Benny Lava is now my new favorite song!

My question is why don't we line dance like that in real life...I think those Indians are on to something with those sexy dance moves!

Jaime @ Fast Times said...

That video is hilarious and makes me think of this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSpI4oZoDc&feature=channel_page

Sass said...

I do NOT approve of you using my son's photo on your poster.

And really...8 hours, 9 hours, 300 men, 305 men and 22 women...who really knows, in the grand scheme of things.

But it was a long time ago, and meant NOTHING.

Malach the Merciless said...

Gotta love the Indians

surveygirl46 said...

Very funny blog; i especially like the condeliza rice comment:)

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