Motivational Filler - Respect | Mental Poo

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Motivational Filler - Respect

Before I start today, I have my first ever Guest Book Review over on Moog's Movie Reviews, of the book:

Twilight

I only read books with pictures of boobies (this includes National Geographic starving pygmy women boobies), so this doesn't apply to me.

ONWARD!!

*******************

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Don't worry.

She gets plenty of sunlight, water and kibble.

I'm not heartless, you know.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

9 comments:

Malicious Intent said...

Real men give women pedicures.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Be sure to give her plenty of walkies, otherwise you'll end up like Michael Vick.

justjp said...

Lol, does this incorporate into the last call poster some how?

LiLu said...

I'm pretty sure that guy's a eunich.

meleah rebeccah said...

I sincerely LOVE all of your motivational posters.

Signed, Ishmael.

Mike said...

Of course he respects women. As a queen, he pretty much is one.

Olly said...

Let me guess...your wife is out of town for a few days? You are soooo up the creek when she finds out, young man!

Chris@Maugeritaville said...

Can I get that on a coffee mug?

AD said...

Lol. The 'that's what she said' bit cracked me up.

:]

Related Posts with Thumbnails