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Motivate THIS.
(points at crotch)
Nothing to see here today...
...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.
Seriously...
...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.
Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):
I know what you're thinking:
Maybe the kid should have cried a little less and she wouldn't be in this predicament.
I totally agree.
If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.
If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.
Just give me some credit.
God knows my bank won't.
Moog out.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Motivational Filler - Hopes and Dreams
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13 comments:
That brings back memories from my childhood when I hoped that one day my real parents would rescue me....lol
They didn't even try Monopoly money?
Kid's probably better off.
Poor baby!
I used Canadian tire money to get my friends kid back.
We had to use real money for his dog though.
Dogs are much less annoying than children.
That kid never stood a chance.
pssst also you are a winner.
Hell, I don't ask for ransom. I ask for tire & lube discounts at Wal*Mart. It has more intrinsic value.
If only someone had cared enough to kidnap me when I was little, maybe my self-esteem would be higher now.
i think more "click to enlarge" buttons are needed in life.
I wish someone would stop pressing the click to enlarge button for my ass.
Really, you've inspired me. I think I need to do a blog about some of the touching mother/daughter moments of learning Mama shared with me.
EX: The sum total of stranger danger and all of that was: "I don't have to worry about anyone kidnapping you because they'd bring you right back as soon as they figured out just what they'd gotten ahold of."
I know. It's like a Disney fucking movie, ain't it?
BTW, you missed a prime Ted Nugent pooping his pants story at my place yesterday. Really. Go lookie. It's a Moog story for sure.
Better Caption:
Here's a Tip: Don't eat the paint off the window sills
Poor thing. I'd adopt him.
The kids I abduct do waaay too much crying. They could totally take a cue from this baby.
god i hate babies. i will never read this blog again if you continue to talk about children.
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