Motivational Filler - Depression and Discovery | Mental Poo

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Motivational Filler - Depression and Discovery

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Today...a MENTAL POO TWOFER!!

Why am I the only one clapping?

Assholes.

Regardless, nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):



...and...


Sure, they only live 24 hours.

24 HOURS OF SEXYTIME MAGGOTY FUN!!

I'd take that action.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

17 comments:

CatLadyLarew said...

Even flies are getting more action than me... thanks for the depressing news. (Looks like maggots are moooooog magnets today.)

Zen Mama said...

Thanks Moog - just created the first of many of my own motivational posters. Great site!

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

i am sending the second one to my husband

BTW - you are one of the featured bloggers in this week's SFTC PRESENTS SPEAKING FROM THE LIBRARY for your laugh-worthy comments AND the grand prize winner of last week's FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER

hope that cheers you up you fly-porno gawking weasel

Narm said...

Dude- you've been missing out on my all-fly amateur porno site - flyonthewall.com

Mike said...

You always talk about how small your wiggly is - maybe you CAN get some fly action!

LiLu said...

Whatevski. She's totally faking it.

JenJen said...

So now the saying shall be:
"fucking like flies."

I'm so grossed out.

Do their wings like stick straight out and hold perfectly still when they screw?
Or do they flap in unison at warp speed audible to the human ear as buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Or maybe they buzz like nuts when the reach the ULTIMATE in fly orgasm?

I need a post-coital cig.

Maxie said...

i'm so confused about fly genitalia

Olly said...

She looks totally bored, resting on her elbows like that, (at least I think that's an elbow)& thinking what stinky thing is she gonna land on and eat when he's done...

Coffeypot said...

It's really sad when one is hung like a fly, too. Not me, mind you, I'm just saying...Honest, I'm not talking about me. Not with a moniker like tripod. Is, too.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Is that a buzz I hear, or an orgasmic moan?

Me-Me King said...

Yes, flies fuck. And, one time, a pair did the big nasty on my arm - I was seven. I curious and asked my dad about this act. He explained it as an act of God. Great, my arm was used as their alter of loooooove.

Don said...

I told a lesbian "buddy" of mine that she got more pussy than I did. She thought I was serious. I was.

Ed Adams said...

It's good to be the fly.


Except for the whole short lifespan and crap eating thing.

Chris Allin said...

I don't think that fly is so lucky, it looks like he got the last one in the fly bar. She's a big girl.

DK @ Knucklehead! said...

I like the "DEPRESSION" one . . . and thanks for leaving open the possibility to create the insult, "Dude, you're hung like a fly."

meleah rebeccah said...

Now I really AM depressed!

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