Motivational Filler - Panic | Mental Poo

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Motivational Filler - Panic

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Great.

There go my African American readers.

(no one leaves)

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

11 comments:

Malicious Intent said...

OH man, that was wrong. Should be a poster of you there if we are going to be talking poster child for birth control.

Christina_the_wench said...

LOL@MI. I can't beat that on a Tuesday.

CatLadyLarew said...

Oh, this will be fun... now I know JUST what I'm going to be spending my day doing! It's MOOG"S MOTIVATOR! (I'll give you all the credit you want!)

Ed Adams said...

Yeah, like they use contraceptives. That's the funniest part. Oops, did I say that? What I meant was, "Sure, I don't mind paying for all 14 of your kids born out of wedlock. Have some more welfare/medicaid on me."

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Totally wrong but completely AWESOME! lol!

LiLu said...

I'm black Irish. Does that count?

P.S. Axe Murderer totally stole my birth control yesterday and ran into the other room with it. She's a smart little wench. Too bad for her I had her VAJAYJAY cut out.

golddust3681 said...

http://razorbladebrain.blogspot.com/2009/09/you-like-me-right-now-you-really-like.html

I have given you an award on my blog. I love your style of writing and you never cease to crack me up!

Keep writin!

Mike said...

I think when the FBI gets to your door to arrest you for inferred pedophilia, they'll see your 5'2" ass and say "i'm sorry son, we didn't realize you were also 7. That's ok then".

See? Your lack of height is an advantage in this case. A tip, you might want to shave the back hair chewbacca, at least the stuff that sticks out your shirt so you can fool those cops.

Malach the Merciless said...

Glen Beck is a cocksucker

meleah rebeccah said...

HiLARious

booshy said...

The expression is PERFECT. Too funny...love it.

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