Before I start today:
New Bling
I got a new award from The Screaming Me-Me's Caption Contest last week.
I also got the 'Best Blog Award' from BuzzardBilly.
You can see those, and my other trophies that did not come with any freaking money attached on my Awards page.
I'm ruling Urban Dictionary
This one is my pride and joy.
The phrase "Mental Poo" is now on Urban Dictionary.
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Mental Poo:
'Mental poo' is stuff that people will start talking about that have no relevance to anything, including the current conversation, and usually includes just random stuff that has no bearing on ANYTHING.
Basically, their head is filled with random shit and they're just spilling.
We were talking about cars and then Jim came over and started spewing all this mental poo.
He started talking about a shit he took and how it reminded him of banging this chick in college and that he needs to go buy bread on the way home.
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YAY ME!
Okay...enough back patting (like there is such a thing).
ONWARD WE GO!
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Motivate THIS.
(points at crotch)
Nothing to see here today...
...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.
Seriously...
...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.
Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):
Kids.
Shit like this is why I keep mine locked in the basement.
If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.
If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.
Just give me some credit.
God knows my bank won't.
Moog out.
Friday, November 06, 2009
Motivational Filler - Humor
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14 comments:
I heard locking your kids in the attic works better.
kind of like "Flowers in the Attic" minus the poison donuts.
That poster is gorgeous.
So are you.
We're GChattin now.
I hope you're as happy as I am.
So that was who planned the World trade center attacks!
I hereby proclaim you "King of Urban Dictionary!" Go ahead... rest on your laurels, now.
I would like to see a urban thesaurus in the near future. That would be cool. Just sayin'.
Little Jenny might only be 6 years old like my daughter
I'm still laughing at the celery post to be bothered with this...
You should be getting some commission on dictionary sales now.
Man, I bet this stuff (awards, Ubran Dictionary, etc) makes your head swell.
I can't look at your blog without think of celery now. Thanks.
Yea and stuff for the Urban Dick... I mean dictionary entries.
That is all.
You know, if you put them in one if those ginormous crates they make for like, Great Danes, then at least they'd get some fresh air...
Great poster, Moooog. I guess it's not too soon for me.
I always love your motivational posters!
I just clicked the link to the Urban Dictionary and seriously, that is fucking AWESOMENESS!
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