Motivational Filler - Humor | Mental Poo

Friday, November 06, 2009

Motivational Filler - Humor

Before I start today:

New Bling

I got a new award from The Screaming Me-Me's Caption Contest last week.

I also got the 'Best Blog Award' from BuzzardBilly.

You can see those, and my other trophies that did not come with any freaking money attached on my Awards page.

I'm ruling Urban Dictionary

This one is my pride and joy.

The phrase "Mental Poo" is now on Urban Dictionary.


Mental Poo:

'Mental poo' is stuff that people will start talking about that have no relevance to anything, including the current conversation, and usually includes just random stuff that has no bearing on ANYTHING.

Basically, their head is filled with random shit and they're just spilling.
We were talking about cars and then Jim came over and started spewing all this mental poo.

He started talking about a shit he took and how it reminded him of banging this chick in college and that he needs to go buy bread on the way home.



Okay...enough back patting (like there is such a thing).



Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.


...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Shit like this is why I keep mine locked in the basement.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.


Matt said...

I heard locking your kids in the attic works better.

kind of like "Flowers in the Attic" minus the poison donuts.

Travis said...

That poster is gorgeous.

So are you.

We're GChattin now.

I hope you're as happy as I am.

Lee said...

So that was who planned the World trade center attacks! said...

I hereby proclaim you "King of Urban Dictionary!" Go ahead... rest on your laurels, now.

adrienzgirl said...

I would like to see a urban thesaurus in the near future. That would be cool. Just sayin'.

Malach the Merciless said...

Little Jenny might only be 6 years old like my daughter

JenJen said...

I'm still laughing at the celery post to be bothered with this...

Tracie said...

You should be getting some commission on dictionary sales now.

Me-Me King said...

Man, I bet this stuff (awards, Ubran Dictionary, etc) makes your head swell.

Kaydee said...

I can't look at your blog without think of celery now. Thanks.

Yea and stuff for the Urban Dick... I mean dictionary entries.

That is all.

Anonymous said...

You know, if you put them in one if those ginormous crates they make for like, Great Danes, then at least they'd get some fresh air...

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Great poster, Moooog. I guess it's not too soon for me.

meleah rebeccah said...

I always love your motivational posters!

meleah rebeccah said...

I just clicked the link to the Urban Dictionary and seriously, that is fucking AWESOMENESS!

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