"Bible Adventures," Viral Video and the Day I Lost Half of my Readers | Mental Poo

Thursday, December 17, 2009

"Bible Adventures," Viral Video and the Day I Lost Half of my Readers


This could also be a 'Ripped from the Headlines' post...

...but I say we just, you know..

...leave it as it is.

I saw the other day that a new game is being released for the Wii Console.

Bible Adventures

Yes.

A game called 'Bible Adventures' is coming to the Wii console.

Of course, as most things do..

THIS GOT ME THINKING.

That, in and of itself, is not usually a good thing AT ALL.


So, here you go folks:

A Video of what I think the Bible Adventures Game will be.

Enjoy.

It's okay to wince while you're watching it.

I do and I made the fucking thing.



Yes.

I made that video.


Yes.

I'm totally going to Hell.


That's not really news. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

And, yes...about the title?

The day I lost half my readers?

I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that would be today.

The Viral Video part?

That's up to YOU.

Could you give a guy a hand?

No..the other one.

That one is sticky.

Thanks in advance.

Happy Holidays!

Moog out.

83 comments:

Mrsblogalot said...

O M F G The only thing you're losing- is your mind..but again...not news

On another note, can't wait for it to be in a store near me!

Brutalism said...

that's sacrilege, for chrissakes (which is why I'll be forwarding it to everyone I know)

LiLu said...

It's so wrong, but so, so...

No. Just wrong.

But HILARIOUSLY so.

The Peach Tart said...

Mooooog once again you have me shaking my head. In a good way. I'm still pissed that you won't tell me what drugs you take. I want some. Bad.

Roger the Shrubber said...

We all knew that you were going to hell before you made this video. Now you won't have to wait in line with everybody else.

adrienzgirl said...

Why is it always the short men in history always have to try to be over achievers and jump straight to the front of the line....to hell?

Like...

Hitler

Tom Cruise

Moog

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a little blasphemy.

Oh, and it's a little more than disturbing that you used your children for the video!! :D

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Seriously can I get an advance copy? Must. Have. That. Game.

Mike said...

I think my favorite was the crucifixion. I'm TOTALLY getting high score on that one!

Christina_the_wench said...

You know I'm a pastor's wife. Why must you make me pray MORE for you? I have a gallon of anointing oil reserved just for you. So sad....

Coffeypot said...

You are worried about making fun of a book that is full of rape, murder, mayhem, beheadings, killing of entire cities, lying, cheating and fish puking up humans all for the love of God? I think you are safe on this one.

Travis said...

Well, I'm NOT watching the video here at the school.

However, I'll let you know what I think when I get home.

That's exactly what my wife says when I ask her how the sex was.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

The last supper bit. Holy shit.

And your serious hammering face. (twss.)

I think my brain just blew a circuit. You are so fucking funny.

Tater Tot Mom said...

Sacrilage, schmacrilage....that was some funny shit!

Moooooog35 said...

Mrsblogalot: LOSING my mind?

Hell, woman. That thing's been gone for YEARS.

Brutalism: You can't have sacrilege without sac.

I don't know what that means.

Lilu: I've never been one to be accused of 'right', so par for the course, I guess.

Peach: Hazelnut coffee with two splenda and half-and-half.

I think that's it.

Good luck!

Roger: So says the guy with the celery on his penis.

Adrienz: OOOh. You think Katy will be there with Tom? She's hot.

Crazy..but hot.

BirdShit: HOLY CRAP I'm totally seeing if Nintendo has any openings in their marketing department.

Mike: Admit it..you winced a little bit, right?

Christina: Anointing oil? Am I being crowned king or something?

Coffee: I should probably read it. Sounds good now that you mention all that stuff.

Travis: It's safe for school, buddy. But maybe you'd be better off at home by yourself.

Your wife says that, too..doesn't she?

Steam Me: Last supper is my favorite part, too. That, and the lady yelling 'yaaaay' when the Red Sea is parted.

Tater Tot: TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Me-Me King said...

Okay, I'm on the floor. No, I'm not on my knees praying. I'm rolling.

Bravo, this is brilliant! I'm definitely sharing this one with the world.

bikramyogachick said...

Ok, you're going to hell, but did you have to drag you kids with you? I about lost it when you were doing the hammering with the little tapping noises for effect. F*ing hysterical. Oh, cute dog too! :)

Don said...

Hold the door for me. I want to go on that ride to hell with you. Let's face it...me and Mother Theresa just wouldn't get along.

carissajaded said...

This may be the day you lost some followers, but I'm also pretty sure it's the day all of your old followers lost their jobs for watching this at work. Can't stop laughing. I want that game.

justjp said...

Dude, you are simply a mad genius... just don't let DCF get ahold of a copy of this.

mepsipax said...

Holy fucking zombie baby jesus. Using your kids in that video=epic. And possibly child abuse. Eh fuck it hollywood does it all the time. Nailing jesus to a cross, dear god I man love you.
We will have so much fun.
I will host this video on my blog. Not that that will help....

Jay Ferris said...

Too bad they only have TurboGrafx-16 in Hell.

Moooooog35 said...

Me-Me: WOOHOO!! Jimmy Kimmel here I come!

I wonder if I'll have to bring the kids.

Bikram: I'm their father. Taking them down with me is part of my job, right?

Don: You never know..it might be a younger, fresher Mother Theresa.

Carissa: I'll reserve you two copies. Shall I autograph them?

Justjp: You know, maybe I shouldn't have included the kids since I'm already on their 'watch list.'

Mepsipax: NICE!! Thanks for spreading it!

That's what he said.

Jay: ..on black and white 13 inch televisions, I'm sure.

Hey..it's Hell for a reason, right?

Jen said...

That is classic and has viral all over it. I'll post on my blog and SPAM everyone for you. That was awesome. Was that you in it? Couldn't you stand on a chair or something?

Ed Adams said...

This will have to wait for later, as the government evidently doesn't approve of your blasphemy.

Eva Gallant said...

You are seriously demented. In a way which makes me laugh hysterically and jump out of the way before the lightning strikes!

Susan Higgins said...

Brilliant! I will do my part to make it viral. As for losing me as a reader... guess again.

Narm said...

You are hands down the greatest blogger to ever walk this green earf. I can't even handle this.

Becky..AMHW said...

I'll wait for the Sodom and Gommorrah edition...where I can utilize a prostitute, then run her over with my mule and steal my coins back.

Tizroc said...

The thinking man needs a toilet to be a little more realistic.

Moooooog35 said...

Jen: THANKS! Does this mean I have to buy some cookies?

People..BUY JEN'S COOKIES! They're delicious and good and salmonella-free!

There. That should help.

Ed: Yes. No. What?

Eva: Well..that's ONE person I expected to lose and didn't.

Susan: THERE'S TWO! TWO are staying!

Narm: You mean besides you? I'm blushing. But not in a gay way.

Becky: Do I smell a sequel?!?

Nope. Nope. Some guy here just microwaved fish.

Jerk.

Tizroc: DAMN HINDSIGHT!!

JenJen said...

Oh heavens.
Moog.
What are you doing to me???

Kris said...

wooooooow ;o)

R.W. Wells said...

That, my friend, is hysterical on a lot of deviant levels. Funnier yet, I did a blog on my version of Wii in religion, but gots to say, that video is fantastic! See you in hell, I'm sure.

Secretia said...

My first visit, you are a funny man!

Secretia

Moooooog35 said...

JenJen: I'm not doing anything. Do you have a cat maybe?

Kris: Good wooooow or bad woooow?

I'm confused.

R.W: Thank you, sir. Save me a place in line if you would be so kind.

I'll be the guy bringing Zima.

Secretia: Welcome and thank you and please come again.

That's what she said.

Never. Never ever.

* sigh.

JD at I Do Things said...

I was probably OK till I retweeted it.

Now I'm definitely going to hell.

Those kids are born actors, by the way. "No!" "Yes!" "Nom, nom, nom."

I laughed. I cried. I threw up.

And now I guess I burn in hell.

The Offended Blogger said...

I hope the final chapter lets me be Jesus when he returns at Armageddon!

Derek Bowles said...

awesome.

Moooooog35 said...

JD: See you there! Apparently, there may not be as much room as we originally thought.

Offended: HE COMES BACK?!

Shit.

Derek: Thank you. And on a related note:

Thank you.

Shit. Same note. Sorry about that.

BC said...

Just. Fuckin. Amazing.

Travis said...

Dude.

Fucking. Great.

I am very impressed.

L said...

Sorry, but that is my kind of humor. My husband is going to love this one!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

That was awesome!

Also? I thought (when I first saw where you say you lost half your readers) that it was because you'd switched to WordPress, but I'm probably just projecting because I'm having my own issues about that.

Moooooog35 said...

BC: For this, aren't your initials supposed to be, 'AD?'

Travis: You know what they say, it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

I'm not sure why that's relevant here, though.

L: Don't apologize to me. That's something you'll need to explain to your priest.

Nanny: HA. Validation from the most popular woman to put goats in underwear.

I. Have. Arrived.

Surfie said...

Handy Manny was a nice touch. :)

Malach the Merciless said...

Bible Adventures was also a NES game, a very crappy NEW game

Vic said...

I like the way you say "Weeeee!!!" at the beginning- it made me happy.

Bob the Builder is a lot older than I thought.

dufmanno said...

As someone who spent twelve years in knee socks and wool uniform jumpers, I've got to say that heretic shit is right on the money. Sister Angelica just rolled a little in her dusty grave.

Ed Adams said...

Okay, I finally watched your commercial from home, where the filters are more blasphemy-friendly, and I was pretty funny.

Oh, and you are probably going to hell, but not for this alone.

Merry Christmas.

kallay said...

you crack me up. so i gave you an award. it's on my blog. can't wait to see what your ten happy things are.

-kallay

Maxie said...

I was so disappointed when you showed the birdhouse.

Moooooog35 said...

Surfie: That's Bob the Builder!

Handy Manny? I don't think there were Hispanics in Jerusalem at the time.

Malach: I know. But I couldn't figure out how to break the video down into a screen made up of only 16 pixels.

Vic: You like the wee, huh? I KNEW IT!

Chicks dig my wee.

I have no idea what I'm saying any more.

dufmanno: And all my readers are, like, 'hello? pictures?'

Ed: There are blasphemy filters?

No wonder I keep losing Internet access.

Kallay: Thanks, woman! My ten happy things are these fingers.

If you're not sure why, then you don't know me very well.

Maxie: I know you are...but I can only please so many demented individuals at one time.

Twss.

kallay said...

I'll go out on a limb and say you're not "undersexed" from the lack of manual entertainment. Am I close? ;)

And you're welcome. I love a good ab workout in the morning and you certainly provide the ample exercise of laughter. So, thanks!

Vodka Logic said...

lmao.. that was good.. But my fave was your dog looking at you [well I don't know if it was you] like you were crazy and leaving incase the earth did open up.

Expat From Hell said...

Just got here by way of Mr. Knucklehead. Glad I joined in time to read this one! Losing half your readers? Hell, I think you are probably going to GROW your readership. Even as a somewhat liberal Christian, I found this hilarious. Remembering Sam Kinison, even.....will be back again soon. ExpatFromHell

nonamedufus said...

This could be a big seller at Easter! I take it this is the New New Testament. You're inspiring, man.

*sings* Wii Shall Gather At The River

Joker_SATX said...

I could just imagine what some of these games are.....

Noah's arc where a cheat code could be having the two by two animals hump their way up the ramp and then back down the ramp for extra points.

The escape from Soddam and Gommorrah city limits?

The Help Satan Torture Job until he breaks mini game!

Oh, I am so investing in this Game. Mooooog scores a big WIN!

BigSis said...

Quite funny. I especially love how you are taking your kids down with you!

SkylersDad said...

I am driving the Rocket Sled to hell, can I give you a lift?

Got here through Lilo, thanks for his!!

Moooooog35 said...

Kallay: If I was any more sexed by my manual entertainment I'd have to start a tab.

Vodka: That's how my dog ALWAYS looks at me but she probably WOULD be smart to leave.

It only goes downhill from here.

Expat: WELCOME!! I would think you would have to be liberal with the name "Expat FROM HELL." Not sure that would go over too well with the Pope whatshisname.

noname: BRILLIANT!! I can see the 'hiding the Easter Egg' segment now...

Joker: I almost did one of Noah's ark where you were using the controller as a shovel.

I think you see where I'm going with this.

BigSis: Oh...I've been planning their downfall since the day they were born.

I'm their father. It's my job.

SkylersDad: Any friend of Lilu is a friend of mine. We're like the same person except she has boobs and likes cats.

The Old Silly said...

Mad witty video and post, dude. Also a bit too on the TRUE side, lol. There's enough violence, betrayal, nudity, sex, brutal war and killing in the Bible to make a block-buster movies in all genres, including porn, lol.

But methinks you already know that. (wink)

Marvin D Wilsojn

Mr. Condescending said...

I lost it when I saw the parting of the red sea! There should be a gay version with antics from sodom and gomorrah!

VE said...

I can't wait for the sequel too...you know...the second cuming...

hiphophippie.com said...

GENIUS. And you're the first person who's every showed me a good reason to have children: so they can be in hilarioius vids for us. Love it.

Toe said...

The devils going to get you and your little dog too!

That video was epic. I'm so glad you applied yourself. And the taking the kids down with you was brilliant.

315thomas said...

did i just see dwight schrute at the last supper? hahaha...

inkpuddle said...

HOLY SHIT, man. I missed this somehow until LiLu pointed it out for those of us still lagging behind. And OH MY GOD, I have not laughed so hard in I don't know when. Seriously. I left it on the computer for my Southern Baptist parents to find - Merry Christmas, Mom and Dad. >:)

Moooooog35 said...

Old Silly: Everyone keeps telling me that.

I should probably read the book.

Being a Catholic and all..might make sense.

Mr. Condescending: I tried to get my kids to do the 'yay' for that part but they kept sounding too excited.

Friggin' kids.

VE: HAHA! Staring Sarah Palin...

Hiphophippie: OH. There's SO Many reasons to have children. Over on the right side of my page, click 'kids are fun to lie to.'

Good times. Good times.

Toe: The Devil is in the Wizard of Oz?

Hey..I almost always apply myself. Usually it involves some type of glue, but that's a whole other story.

315Thomas: A KEEN EYE WOMAN!!

If you look closely, you'll see a bunch of other characters in there, too!

Easter Egg hunt!

Inkpuddle: I SEE THAT. Everyone is looking at the Tiger video and skipping me.

Tiger ruins everything.

Thanks for coming by and come back often! Tell your friends!

OMG I'm so desperate.

Tizroc said...

Because you are desperate.
#1 Dunno
#2 Mr. Miagi
#3 Popeye
#4 Frosty
#5 Gates
#6 Tan Christ
#7 Einstein
#8 Whoopi
#9 I don't know but I want to saw Drew Carie
#10 Mr. Samuel L. Jackson's Ice Man!
#11 What list is complete without Jack?

Mr. Knucklehead said...

But even MOOG couldn't let his own children do the crucifixion scene. See! There IS a line drawn. It's a fine line, and it's not drawn often, but it exists.

Captain Dumbass said...

I don't know if you lost any readers, but you definitely gained one. Kudos on using the kids.

Moooooog35 said...

TizRoc: NICE!

Three wrong, though.

The first one is Seth Rogen.

That is Dwight from The Office and not Bill Gates.

The second to last is Frozone from The Incredibles which I THINK you were getting at by saying 'Ice Man.'

Thanks for playing.

Mr. Knucklehead: Being a responsible parent means pulling back the reins a little when it comes to crucifying Jesus.

I read that.

Captain Dumbass: Holy shit..weird coincidence, maybe..but that's the nickname my wife gave me.

Bizarre.

Fragrant Liar said...

You are such a guy.

Tizroc said...

That was right. I haven't ever watched the Office.. I know... bad tech. Yeah, it has been a while since my kids watched the incredibles. I got the actor, and that was the name I was looking for. Very good!

Aunt Juicebox said...

Crossing my fingers that it'll be out in time for my birthday! I so want that game!

CatLadyLarew said...

I see you've now corrupted your kids totally by putting them in your video. Way to go, Moooooog! It's going to be so much fun in hell once we all get there! (Now I know exactly what to get Vlad for Christmas!)

GingerMandy said...

i have a whole new level of respect for you now that you've even brought your kids into this... like, i don't even know where to start. i almost can't wait to get to hell now... it's gonna be such a PARTY!

Moooooog35 said...

Fragrant Liar: Thanks for the validation..because the penis and testicle thing was really throwing me for a loop.

Tizroc: NEVER WATCHED THE OFFICE?!?!?

You're dead to me.

Aunt Juicebox: Reserve your copy now!! I take PayPal.

CatLady: See? I'm helpful.

Kind of.

Ginger: OH NO. Respect? Really?!

That's not what I intended.

My apologies.

Emily said...

I love that you've included your kids in this. Do you know about the Bible theme park in Florida, near Disney World? I have a friend who lives there, and he says if you drive by at the right time of day you can see Jesus being crucified.

Seriously.

meleah rebeccah said...

Loved. it.

Sassy Britches said...

Is there a waiting list for this already? Sign me up, bitches.

*Tanyetta* said...

Ummmm......I almost got nervous until I saw Bob the Builder! LOL

Unknown said...

It says your video is private. What's up with that?!

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