Buggin' Jesus | Mental Poo

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Buggin' Jesus


I think this one cement's the deal.

What deal?

Me. Going to Hell.

THAT deal.

If the Wii Bible Adventures video that I made wasn't enough...

..I now present you with a NEW video that - upon completion - even surprised me in the fact that I wasn't stricken by lightning while making it.

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DISCLAIMER:

If you get offended by someone making fun of religion and shit, you may want to skip this post...cuz I think you'll be coming with me to Hell by sheer proxy.

FYI: First time I ever heard the term 'by proxy' was when Richie married that chick on Happy Days when he was overseas in the military and Fonzie stood in for him.

The more you know.

Also:

Holy fuck I'm older than shit.

Whatever. You've been warned.


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The idea for this actually came from sitting in a cube constantly with my friend, Kristin.

She will, from time to time, see something and go:

Kristin: "Oh my God."

(she watches a lot of porn at work...HR take notice)

..or..

Kristin: "Good God."

..to which I reply in a deep booming voice:

Me: "YEEESSSSSS KRISTINNNNN"

Then we laugh and it never gets old.

To me.

I'm irritating.

But that premise gave me the idea for a video.

Of course.



Here you go...in all it's blasphemous glory:

Buggin' Jesus.

Enjoy.



* cricket

Feel dirty now?

Yeah.

Just think how I feel.

And, yes...

Jesus owns a Snuggie.

Shout out here to Lilu for that creative gem.

It's only a matter of time before I'm excommunicated.

I hope they do it by proxy.

I'd LOVE to meet The Fonz.

59 comments:

Travis said...

I really feel like maybe I won't watch this one.

I can't right now anyway, cause of the damn school web filters.

But wait! I have youtube on my phone!

Blasphemy knows no electronic bounds.

LBluca77 said...

HAHA I might be getting in trouble at work for laughing so hard at this. Thanks.

I totally remember that episode when Fonzie stood in for him Richie on Happy Days. But obviously I saw it in a re-run.

See you in hell.

meleah rebeccah said...

I am totally going to hell.

Toe said...

Yes you are totally going to hell, but we will all be laughing at the hilarious montages you put together before you go there.

Brutalism said...

I had forgotten about "Two Girls One Cup" (right after my sister filmed it) -- thanks for the reminder.

bikramyogachick said...

Especially creative to have him on the shitter reading the paper. Nice work!

JenJen said...

well.
Any thought I had of sneaking in the back door of heaven just went out the window.

thanks moog.

jackass.

Going Like Sixty said...

Your best yet. Pray for viral my son.
~ Satan

Anonymous said...

I don't know man. You didn't look AT ALL shocked ENOUGH at "Two Girls One Cup" :) I almost wet my pants at your "wife's" voice. (she sounds just like Satan!)

*Tanyetta* said...

*Holy fuck I'm older than shit.*

Coffeypot said...

Jesus H. Christ that was funny. Your best one, yet, Rodney. Oh My God that was funny. (what's that black cloud doing in my den?) BOOOOMMMM. sizzle!

MommaKiss said...

A few things. I may be under the hotmail account (fucker won't be deleted dammit!). This is The MommaKiss.

Also? I have recently become the owner of a leopard snuggie. It was gift. She called it the Diva Snuggie. Have to admit, that bitch is warm. But my butt gets cold.

Finally, I have a picture for you but not sure how to link it or upload it or whatever. I'll work on that. It goes w/ your theme...

MommaKiss said...

wonder if this will post....

nsfw

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa314/viv_eddy/jesuslovesyoubutithinkuracunt.jpg

Mandy said...

me and jesus own the same snuggie! i'm totally getting into heaven now.

Elly Lou said...

Dude, was it just me or did toilet Jesus look freakishly like Harrison Ford?

Jeney Peney said...

That was absolutely hysterical.

Good work.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

You have a gift. Seriously. Your facial expressions crack me up the most, I think.

Now, if only you had an accent...

Me-Me King said...

I knew it. Jesus likes leopard print!

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rachaelgking said...

LEOPARD Snuggie. Get it right.

Gristle McThornbody said...

Holy crap! Jesus has a Joisey accent. Who knew?

Lee said...

JESUS CHRIST...

That was hilarious!!

Patyrish said...

OH MY. Jesus in a snuggie? sigh

Don sux

Ducky said...

I'm on my way to confession

http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said...

I'm telling my dad! Love it!

Moooooog35 said...

Travis: Step away from the holy water..slowly...sloooooowly...

Lbluca: Bring chips! Don't forget!

Meleah: Like you're the only one.

Toe: So mean, yet..so nice.

Brutalism: You're welcome. Want the link?

Bikram: I like that one myself. Thank you.

JenJen: You can still always tip the bouncer.

Going60: I need your help, people! I need your help!

Veggie: I was going for a Charlie Brown vibe there? Whaddya think?

Tanyetta: You too?

Coffey: GET UNDER A STURDY TABLE, STAT!!

Momma: That comment was almost longer than this post. Nice way to show up the host.

Ginger: Don't count on it. He knows you laughed a little. Even on the inside.

Elly: INDIANA CHRIST?

Don: Seriously, dude. What's wrong with you?

Jeney: Thank you! First time commenter? Nice!

Steam Me: I know, right? Maybe I can do Southern drawl or some shit.

Me-Me: Like there was ANY doubt.

Sexnfries: I'll swing by except you kind of lose me at 'learning.'

Lilu: GO GET 'EM, GIRL!

Mrs. Bitch: That would be Boston, thankyouverymuch.

I don't tan.

Lee: Thanks! Spread the word!!

Patyrish: Gotta tell you..not really disagreeing with you on the Don thing there.

Daffy: Say one for me, would ya? I'll text you with the list. You have unlimited right? This is gonna take a while.

CatLady: Tell him I said 'hi!'

smsrls24 said...

I need to know if Jesus is sitting in (or on?) a fart cloud?
I wonder how many fart clouds are in Heaven? LOL

Unknown said...

Jesus, where is my cane!

I saw that episode of Happy Days also!

Damn I feel so old and dirty...

Deb said...

Keep wearing that Andy Moog shirt and maybe Jesus will mistake him for you...unless Moog has his own one-way ticket to Hell.

Unknown said...

I'm speechless. and waiting for the lightning to strike!

Just A Normal Mom said...

I totally forgot that Richie married her by proxy until you said that...!!!
***Ally

Vodka Logic said...

The End... More like Your End... see you in hell. Much later though

lol xx

Anonymous said...

One swift crack of a nuns ruler on your tender head and you would know that Jesus wore light billowing robes and gladiator style sandals. No snuggies in Nazareth, it's hotter than Satans balls over there.
I should know these things. Twelve years in kneesocks and itchy wool uniforms does something to a person. Any Catholic worth their salt knows that the J man looks like Robert Plant on holiday.

Tizroc said...

So what your saying in essence is by watching your posts we have helldestined by proxy?

I saw a sign today that said "The more you complain the longer god makes you live".. for some reason I thought of you.

I would also like you to turn the blasphemy up to 11 please... moooore!

mepsipax said...

Good thing I am not religious... anymore. I used to be, but then I got tired of being a hypocrite. Muahahaha.
However, I do feel like I need a shower. Two girls one cup.... dear god.
And.. Jesus in a snuggie was bad, hell worthy on it's own, but you fucking drew angry eyebrows and gave him a fucked up accent.
I am pretty sure you jumped the shark with god on this one. Cause it is over for you. Bam.

Anonymous said...

That video is just so damn funny...

Unknown said...

Genius. Are you my evil twin? Jesus rocked that Snuggie.

Tgoette said...

Good one! From one blasphemer to another, I'll see you in hell. And if I get there first, I'll hold the door open.

Linnnn said...

God, I hope Jesus has a sense of humor...Oh, He must. Just look at us, for Christ's sake!

Moooooog35 said...

Shawna: Fart cloud? If there's a Heaven, then I'm sure there are fart clouds.

Wannabe: Wow. Question then: Lenny or Squiggy? GO!

Deb: Good point. Sorry, Andy..it's you or me bud.

Eva: Storm's a-comin'.

Two Normal: See? I'm a fountain of information...most of it pretty damn useless.

Vodka: I haven't hit my mug quota yet...he can't take me, it's TOO SOON!

dufmanno: Thanks for the visual!

Tizroc: HOLY SHIT I AM IMMORTAL!!

mepsipax: fucked up accent? what are you saying?

Grace: Thank you! If you like it, send me money.

Or tell your friends, whatever.

Wym: Got to thank Lilu for the Snuggie idea. I originally had him in a smoking jacket.

Tgoette: SHUT THE DOOR! YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE HEAT OUT!

Linnn: I'm kind of hoping the same thing.

Very, very much.

catscratch said...

I'll see ya there.

Ed said...

I don't know how I missed this post, but now I'm at work, and the government filters are protecting my soul from eternal damnation.

YAY!

Kirsten said...

I'm still laughing from the Jesus in a snuggie. It's worth the going to hell part.

The mad woman behind the blog said...

I got nothin. But yeah, feeling a little dirty. Thanks, dude.

lacochran said...

Jesus has one wicked good accent!

Unknown said...

Little known fact at play in this video: Jesus is from Jersey.

A lot of people don't realize that.

Kellie said...

You are pure comedic genius. That was hilarious. Well done. I'll see you in Hell. We'll drink a beer. It will be great.

carissajaded said...

hahahaha you are officially my favorite person right now, so yeah.. ill see u there.

Chris said...

As long as you're in the fast lane on the highway to Hell, you may as well keep on accelerating.

Maxie said...

Is it weird that I think jesus would actually enjoy a snuggie? Who wouldn't. He probably doesn't have one and now that you made this video he's going to check it out. You should feel good about yourself for that one.

Malach the Merciless said...

I wouldn't worry about it, Jesus ain't real

Marlee's Movements said...

my mum owns a snuggie

lol


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The Absence of Alternatives said...

I'm not sure whether it is because I started reading your blog, I have been saying Jesus Christ a lot lately. Sweet baby Jesus being one of my favorites. Is that you? You are better looking than I imagined. (Eh, not sure whether that is a backhanded compliment. And seriously, help a foreigner out here: is a backhanded compliment a compliment or not?) I also did not know you live in the Peanuts house... Hilarious as usual.

Betty Manousos said...

That is hilariously hilarious!
First time here.I just love your site!
Have a great weekend!
:)

G said...

This really reminds me of Jesus on a bagel. A song I wrote in 1997. Similar to Pizza on a bagel.

Jen said...

Funny, I'm going to hell today too. I love the Snuggie on Jesus.

Amy said...

I'm going to Hell too. I'll just save you a seat.

Canada said...

I wouldn't worry about going to hell. Your video got more hits than the Pope being assaulted by some crazed woman. What's the Pope's name, anway? I think it's something like Damian Ratskellar. Anyway, the church has to modernize to get with the times. Prediction: A hundred years from now they'll add some more books to the bible. After Revelations there'll be something by Dan Brown and then Mental Poo.

Greeneyezz said...

I'm not sure what's worse...
You've made a blatant pact with the devil..
Or the fact that I know exactly what you are talking about with The Two Girls & One Cup thing.

Ewwwww!

~ZZ

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