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Motivate THIS.
(points at crotch)
Nothing to see here today...
...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.
Seriously...
...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.
Today, we have a Mental Poo THREEFER!!
That's right...three posters for the price of one.
Seriously...after you see this picture, you're going to wonder how I stopped at just three.
Fucked. Up.
Here's today's posters for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):
Flickr.com.
Worst site ever?
I'm thinking that's a 'yes' after looking at this shit.
Discuss.
If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.
You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.
Yeah. I'm in it for the money.
Duh.
Moog out.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Motivational Filler - Curiosity, Nausea and Time Travel
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33 comments:
Do you except pounds? Or quids? Or euros?
Oops. accept. Sorry
That pink shirt would look awfully nice on me...
the white T shirt look nice
You SO crack me up!
Do you take pictures of boobs as payment for a t-shirt?
Could you add an asterik to the "Motivate this" shirt? Then, at the bottom, in really tiny letters, write, "Deeeeez nuts."
Because I'd totes mcfuckinggoats wear that.
Dude, you look exactly like I pictured! Didn't peg you as a smoker though. ;-)
I want a shirt.
Umm so I like the Motivate This shirt, but I really think I'd rather have a shirt with the first motivational poster on it. That way I'd make sure never to have anyone talk to me again. Awesome. Loves it!
Now you probably understand why I had to divorce my 3rd husband. Oh, the shame.
I would shoot any family member I found looking like that dude! I'd probably be a hero.
I am sending you the bill for cleaning vomit off of a government computer & keyboard.
We spend $400 for a hammer, so you know this is going to be expensive shit.
I'm going to have to go w/ the last one b/c that definitely made my gag reflex kick in.
Man my dad is embarrassing, I told him to stop putting those photos on the web.
That photo made me nauseous and I've just gotten better after the Fart King incident. I think a pink shirt would make me feel better though.
I had to scroll past the pic...yuck. But I already gave you my money, chump!
Thanks for the anticipated nightmare.
Why would you do that to me? What did I ever do to you? Put a warning, a big one, the one that allows such minds as my own to be prepared for such....ahhhh. I will never be normal again. Yeah, who we kidding..far from normal.
BTW..loves ur stuff
GIVE ME A MUG. WANT.
I think I picke her up one night at closing time. She was hot, but the next morning she was gone and this ugly ass man was sleeping next to me. Where'd he come from?
He has thinner thighs than I do. Jealous.
Oh yeah, and what a freak, totally gross, blech.
SO HORNY right now
I love my flickr account, but Im sure that's because I am NOT searching for images like these!
love the posters!
Can I get one of those shirts with an added arrow pointing down to my crotchal region?
That's a really good picture of you.
I'm too lazy to respond to everyone today.
It's also National Hugging Day..which means I need to conserve my energy here in prison.
Two things:
1) I don't go searching for THESE pictures. Somehow, they find ME. It's like karma but in a really, really fucking gross way.
2) Mugs and shirts aren't FREE people. I need to feed my family. Selling 240,000 mugs and shirts should cover it.
Buy a mug. Feed a child.
Thanks in advance.
Everyone is being so hard on (heh) this poor guy. At least he had the courtesy to lay a towel on the leather couch before putting his garter-belt, satin-thong, thigh-high wearing skinny butt down.
(Going to scrub my eyeballs with bleach and a wire brush now.)
Is that Dee Snider?
those posters are going to haunt my dreams tonight. Im sure of it.
I bought a mug! Hope Im feeding a child!
Cute. When I get a job or marry a rich man, I'll be back to buy my goods.
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