Motivational Filler - Curiosity, Nausea and Time Travel | Mental Poo

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Motivational Filler - Curiosity, Nausea and Time Travel

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Today, we have a Mental Poo THREEFER!!

That's right...three posters for the price of one.

Seriously...after you see this picture, you're going to wonder how I stopped at just three.

Fucked. Up.

Here's today's posters for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):






Flickr.com.

Worst site ever?

I'm thinking that's a 'yes' after looking at this shit.

Discuss.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

33 comments:

UberGrumpy said...

Do you except pounds? Or quids? Or euros?

UberGrumpy said...

Oops. accept. Sorry

MommaKiss said...

That pink shirt would look awfully nice on me...

مضحكة said...

the white T shirt look nice

Eva Gallant said...

You SO crack me up!

LBluca77 said...

Do you take pictures of boobs as payment for a t-shirt?

Sarah P said...

Could you add an asterik to the "Motivate this" shirt? Then, at the bottom, in really tiny letters, write, "Deeeeez nuts."

Because I'd totes mcfuckinggoats wear that.

That Kind of Girl said...

Dude, you look exactly like I pictured! Didn't peg you as a smoker though. ;-)

JenJen said...

I want a shirt.

carissajaded said...

Umm so I like the Motivate This shirt, but I really think I'd rather have a shirt with the first motivational poster on it. That way I'd make sure never to have anyone talk to me again. Awesome. Loves it!

Me-Me King said...

Now you probably understand why I had to divorce my 3rd husband. Oh, the shame.

Don said...

I would shoot any family member I found looking like that dude! I'd probably be a hero.

Ed Adams said...

I am sending you the bill for cleaning vomit off of a government computer & keyboard.

We spend $400 for a hammer, so you know this is going to be expensive shit.

Kellie said...

I'm going to have to go w/ the last one b/c that definitely made my gag reflex kick in.

Alex said...

Man my dad is embarrassing, I told him to stop putting those photos on the web.

The Peach Tart said...

That photo made me nauseous and I've just gotten better after the Fart King incident. I think a pink shirt would make me feel better though.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I had to scroll past the pic...yuck. But I already gave you my money, chump!

Mrsblogalot said...

Thanks for the anticipated nightmare.

sexnfries said...

Why would you do that to me? What did I ever do to you? Put a warning, a big one, the one that allows such minds as my own to be prepared for such....ahhhh. I will never be normal again. Yeah, who we kidding..far from normal.
BTW..loves ur stuff

GingerMandy said...

GIVE ME A MUG. WANT.

Coffeypot said...

I think I picke her up one night at closing time. She was hot, but the next morning she was gone and this ugly ass man was sleeping next to me. Where'd he come from?

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

He has thinner thighs than I do. Jealous.

Oh yeah, and what a freak, totally gross, blech.

Malach the Merciless said...

SO HORNY right now

meleah rebeccah said...

I love my flickr account, but Im sure that's because I am NOT searching for images like these!

sarah said...

love the posters!

Jay Ferris said...

Can I get one of those shirts with an added arrow pointing down to my crotchal region?

Maxie said...

That's a really good picture of you.

Moooooog35 said...

I'm too lazy to respond to everyone today.

It's also National Hugging Day..which means I need to conserve my energy here in prison.

Two things:

1) I don't go searching for THESE pictures. Somehow, they find ME. It's like karma but in a really, really fucking gross way.

2) Mugs and shirts aren't FREE people. I need to feed my family. Selling 240,000 mugs and shirts should cover it.

Buy a mug. Feed a child.

Thanks in advance.

Brutalism said...

Everyone is being so hard on (heh) this poor guy. At least he had the courtesy to lay a towel on the leather couch before putting his garter-belt, satin-thong, thigh-high wearing skinny butt down.

(Going to scrub my eyeballs with bleach and a wire brush now.)

Elly Lou said...

Is that Dee Snider?

Matt said...

those posters are going to haunt my dreams tonight. Im sure of it.

meleah rebeccah said...

I bought a mug! Hope Im feeding a child!

catscratch said...

Cute. When I get a job or marry a rich man, I'll be back to buy my goods.

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