Motivational Filler - Wishes | Mental Poo

Friday, April 23, 2010

Motivational Filler - Wishes


Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.


...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


So young. So innocent.

So unaware of the term, "stop snitchin'."

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.

Yeah. I'm in it for the money.


Moog out.


Christina_the_wench said...

I remember you.

Buggys said...

I love your subtlety. Tweeted.

Jessica said...

Considering a t-shirt. As long as I know the profits will go towards therapy for your children.

Ed said...

Dude. This one went over my head.

Who's Chris Hansen?

Was he one of those blond haired kids in that 3 brother rock band from some years back?

And, I'm still not buying you shit until you make a shirt with the steps for pooping with sciatica on it.

TILTE said...

i have a soft spot for chris hansen. and creeps who always fall for the old "I made some sweet tea, it's on the counter" line.

Unknown said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know Chris Hansen.

JenJen said...

I'm lost.

Moooooog35 said...


Chris Hansen.

"To Catch a Predator."

Would you like a cookie? Lemonade?

Sometimes I don't know about my readers.

Ed said...

I don't watch that shit.

I'm guessing you do, just to see yourself on TV.

Joann Mannix said...

Love the Chris Hansen. And how dim-witted are all these pedophiles? It's the same freakin' setup every time! I know if I walked in, (as a male pedophile looking for some underage action which I am clearly, neither of these things), and some little squealy voice, said from out of nowhere, "Be right there. I'm just changing into something more little girlish. There's some chocolate chip cookies on the counter."

I'd be all , "Um, I'm just a census taker. How many people you got living here.And I don't like cookies or young girls . . . for the record."

I mean DUMB ASS. But, I guess that's one of the stronger qualities of a pedophile, their dumbassness.

Anything Fits A Naked Man said...

HA!! LOVE it!! Chris Hansen is almost as creepy as the guys he catches, if you ask me!! I've secretly wonder if he's not actually ONE of the child predators! (Sort of like the closet gay politicians!)

Thanks for the laugh!!

twononblondes said...

I love reading the comments on your blog:

Loyal Reader: Who the F is Chris Hansen?
MMofS: Um hello, only the world's most clever internet pedophile catcher.
Former Loyal Reader: You're sick man, I dont watch pedophile shows.

And by the way, I think something is wrong with me because whenever I watch this I think to myself "That's not fair, they were totally set up. Of course if a 15 year old girl says bring some Zima and lube they are going to help her out."

I'm not a pedophile. I swear. Please dont block me. Dammit.

Ducky said...


That was your poster going over my head. Aparantly I'm a retard

Wicked Shawn said...

The post was short, sweet and visually amusing. Today's comments....freaking hilarious. From not knowing who Chris was, to being frightened of him, to thinking he's full of the awesome. Fascinating group here. Glad to be a part of it. By the way, I don't really think he's a peddy, but, he may be a future cannibal, he just has that "I want to eat you" thing going on.

Funnyrunner said...

Okay, I'm just going to come out and admit it. I don't know who Chris Hansen is. I get the wish to have the uncle taken away, but you lost me with chris Hansen. I guess I could google it, but I have more important things to do (not).

Bukan Sekedar Blogger Bertuah said...

nice post.....thank for your share and your friends

Vodka Logic said...

Seems I have seen this post before Yawn... yet I comment. lol...have a great weekend. I hope you get "motivated"

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