Just a quickie today to share with you this wonderful tidbit I found walking amongst the wonderful citizens of my town at the Fourth of July fireworks:
Plese excuse the shitty job with the picture but I was walking behind this guy AND laughing at the same time plus my phone came free with three Cap'n Crunch cereal boxtops.
Awesome.
Let's go to the tape!
This guy is basically the Perfect Storm of bad clothing.
Fourth of July or not, there is no excuse to dress like this.
Unless it's a dare and you get a free shitty cell phone but even then I don't think I'd do it.
Learned my lesson there.
Moog out.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Cue the Banjo
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DO NOT act as if you don't wear tank tops all the time.
You asked him to facebook you after you took this picture, didn't you?
He's hot. Stop it.
Wait... he's not wearing brown socks with the white sneakers? For shame!
You'd have a field day with my husband. Er, with what he wears, I mean.
I have that same outfit, but with tie-dyed socks.
Thanks for ruining it.
Ass!
It's "cue", not "queue".
I'm sorry! I tried to resist but I was an English major and now I'm a librarian!
Too blurry to confirm it's not you.
I bet it really is you....totally a look you would rock!
Green and green don't match? WTF?
I never got a phone in my box of Cap'n Crunch. So not fair.
Ways to improve this outfit the midwest way: add a mullet and a visor. Wear sandals instead of sneakers. Have a skoal can outline in the back pocket of the shorts.
I'm going with the tie-dyed tank is really a onesie tank top underwear combo.
I'm holding my boxtops for the shampoo/conditioner combo
So this means I should stop wearing my tie dyed moo moo with my cowboy boots and tube socks?
Hang on. Did they not have the shitty cell phone offer for the Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries? Because that's all I eat for breakfast and I never saw that offer. And I really needed a shitty cell phone too. Dang.
oh, thank god, you fixed the spelling :-P
I'm not an English major or a librarian like Sue, just someone who has a severely retentive problem with incorrect spelling, which makes me the saddest person on the internet LOL
Yeah yeah yeah...I fixed the spelling.
But how do you all know I wasn't piling up all the banjos in a big line who had to each wait their turn? Huh? HUH?!
Fine.
"Cue" it is.
btw "queue" is an appropriate spelling... moog, you were right!
and tie dye on a grown man? a grown man? all that's missing is sandals with those sweet socks and the set-up would have been perfect!
Poor guy.
Captain Crunch has better fashion sense.
Shitty cell phone photo or not, that picture is priceless. And hilarious.
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