Normally at this time of year you start getting all those stupid frigging Christmas cards from people you barely remember or wish you'd forget and - OH GOODIE - the included several picture of their kids like I could actually give a shit what their kids looked like.
When I was married we were guilty of this shit, too.
Not the 'including pictures of my kids in the card,' thing - because, you know, we weren't losers.
But this year I'm divorced so I won't be sending out Christmas Cards but then I started thinking..
..what DO divorced people send out?
..and then I got tired of making them because this couch isn't going to sit on itself while I eat ice cream, holding pictures of my children and sobbing uncontrollably.
At least I have my hamster to keep me company.
Oh good God this blows.