How to Turn Your Kid into a Racist Tiger | Mental Poo

Friday, April 15, 2011

How to Turn Your Kid into a Racist Tiger

Was in a toy store the other day when I saw this:'s Tiger Face Paint for kids!

Then something caught my eye..

Having just watched "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and the "Lethal Weapon 5" video, all I could think of was..


Does anyone else find this, like..weird and racist?


Maybe it's just me.

Wouldn't surprise me at all.


If you do not watch 'Always Sunny' and have not seen the "Lethal Weapon 5" movie, see it here.

NSFW but OMG Funny as Hell.


MrsBlogAlot said...

It's not just you....anymore


Now I'm going to check my son's silly putty. I've had my suspicions about them for sometime

SarcasmInAction said...

I personally find it offensive more to Oompa Loompas.

Ally said...

Holy crap that's freakish and weird - looks like it must just be made in a foreign country or something - I hope ... Slinky Brand too, weird!

Agit8r said...

The top pic on the package just looks like a tanorexic blonde kid...

laughingmom said...

Slinky makes face paint!? Does it make you want to walk down stairs alone or in pairs?!?

Dorn said...

Youtube and Fox took your link away.

Just imagine what Slinky put out for Kung Fu Panda!

Ed said...

It's not really Black Face though, it's more Orange Face.

The kid is clearly making fun of Gandhi.

The Absence of Alternatives said...

I feel bad for that kid. With such elf ears I am pretty sure he gets bullied on the playground a lot...

(So did you hear about the teacher in DC who divided her class up to simulate a slave auction? Yup. Nothing surprises me any more...)

Knight said...

The Tiger After photo looks like a Jersey Shore audition.
As soon as you said racist I saw the Al Jolson connection but I'm mostly dissapointed about how much the face paint artist sucks.
So,you bought it right? When will you post your personal orange face photos?

jack mehoff said...

OHHH CHIEF! shhh be quiet dont say nothing

im fuckin dyin over here. love sunny in philly!

Moooooog35 said...

MrsBlogalot: creepy, right?

Sarcasm: Hmm. Good point. Didn't see that.

What is wrong with me?!

ally: I don't care. I'm buying it.

Agit8r: I think it's "Jersey Shore, the Early Years."

laughingmom: God I hope not. I hate stairs.

Dorn: FIXED!

Ed: Gandhi is orange?!

Absence: Wait. Aren't you talking about The Senate?

Knight: Admit it. You just want pictures of me in tiger poses.


Please send them to my private email. Thanks in advance.

Jack: One of the greatest episodes ever.

Ann said...

That kid doesn't really even have his face painted. It's all done with computers (or crayons). Either that or he held completely still for a long time because that's just the same picture 3 times (enhanced with crayons).

Stuff probably doesn't really wash off.

Christina_the_wench said...

Wow. Horrible Photoshop skills. At least with Snooki they sometimes stay in the lines.

And why does that kid's hair look gray?

meleah rebeccah said...

This is as funny as it is disturbing.

Al Penwasser said...

"If Al Jolson made fun of Asians".......too funny.

The Onion said...

No one ever looks like the photo, those are professional makeup artists. My kid would look like Clown posse. He might even crump.

bernie said...

Let's not read racism into every single thing in the world. I'm sure that if one held up coca-cola in the mirror and read it upside-down that it would spell out some racist remark in 40 different languages.

Unless a toy says "Make fun of n*gg*rs with this toy" it ain't racist.

Moooooog35 said...

Hey Bernie..lighten the fuck up.

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