I've decided to turn my Facebook assholishnessicicity (trademark pending) into a regular series because, well, a post is a post.
If you're a friend of mine on Facebook then you may or may not know that I have an amazing ability to have amazing abilities.
One of these amazing abilities is commenting inappropriately on serious stories.
A while ago I did my first post on some of my responses to the local Fox News Channel's Facebook status updates.
It proved to be pretty popular so I did a second one and, well, a third.
And, well...here we go again.
However, this time I've branched out and also included comment-bombing a local New Hampshire station. Yay me.
This first story was about a Canadian couple who had a child and is not divulging the child's gender.
The child's name is "Storm."
..and then Whitey Bulger (America's Most Wanted fugitive for, like, 20 years or something) was captured and basically was the ONLY news story in New England for weeks.
So I guess I'll keep on doing this shit until someone over at Fox 25 News in Boston (waves to Gene Lavanchy) hires me as an on-the-spot correspondent or starts paying me to write this stuff.
Doubtful, but worth a shot.