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Monday, August 22, 2011

I don't think Fox News considers me a 'friend' any more.


I've decided to turn my Facebook assholishnessicicity (trademark pending) into a regular series because, well, a post is a post.

If you're a friend of mine on Facebook then you may or may not know that I have an amazing ability to have amazing abilities.

One of these amazing abilities is commenting inappropriately on serious stories.

A while ago I did my first post on some of my responses to the local Fox News Channel's Facebook status updates.

It proved to be pretty popular so I did a second one and, well, a third.

And, well...here we go again.

However, this time I've branched out and also included comment-bombing a local New Hampshire station. Yay me.

Enjoy.

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This first story was about a Canadian couple who had a child and is not divulging the child's gender.

The child's name is "Storm."











..and then Whitey Bulger (America's Most Wanted fugitive for, like, 20 years or something) was captured and basically was the ONLY news story in New England for weeks.

















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So I guess I'll keep on doing this shit until someone over at Fox 25 News in Boston (waves to Gene Lavanchy) hires me as an on-the-spot correspondent or starts paying me to write this stuff.

Doubtful, but worth a shot.

22 comments:

IWASNTBLOGGEDYESTERDAY said...

so funny!!! wish i was that quick witted,I'd be comment bombing too lol

PISSED said...

Those are good comment bombs!! :)

He died of the flue! ROTFLMAO on that on....

Christy said...

I think these might be my favorite posts of yours. Nice pun there at the end haha

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

i laughed out loud at this post. and actually even looked up a couple of the stories to read them. haha.

Opto-Mom said...

My fave was the one about the art teacher. Classic!

Ed said...

Good stuff is always wasted on Fox.

SherilinR said...

you are so good at keeping things classy & smart-assy.
almost makes me want to "like" fox news just so that i can watch you write stupid stuff on their stories.

Abby (Abigail if I'm in trouble) said...

These are always good for a nice laugh during work lol. But I think you've got real competition with that one-legged guy, Brian.

Mad Woman behind the Blog said...

A comment to all of Rodney's readers: how do you not get tongue tied, suffer performance anxiety when trying to comment on his posts? His awesomeness is incomparable.

Yes, I'm totally kissing ass.

Eva Gallant said...

those were really good! You are quite clever!

Al Penwasser said...

You've inspired me to do the exact same thing with FOX 29 in Philadelphia and it's a lot of fun. Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism, but I won't usurp your patent pending Facebook term.
Thanks-you are the master.

Shieldmaiden96 said...

You know there are people who haunt that site waiting for you to comment.
Wish there was a way you could heckle Fox News.

Working Mommy said...

They should totally pay you to write their scripts...I'm sure the station could use a ratings boost!

WM

Ruby Wildflower said...

My word, you're a busy boy.

Shawn said...

You do exactly what I try to do, except that you are funnier. I am inspired.

meleah rebeccah said...

Someone over at Fox 25 News in Boston BETTER hire YOU as an on-the-spot correspondent AND pay you to write this stuff.

Ashley said...

I love you! Okay, maybe not. But I definitely needed the laughter you brought me today. I was comment-bombing before I found your blog today, but now you've inspired me to do it more often and to branch away from my friends to pages I "like." :) BTW, I'm totally going to send you a friend request now. :)

NurseNightmare on Trauma Drama Street said...

muahaha...love it

Vodka Logic said...

Very funny. I particularly like the Biden one and Boston worst dressed..

Do you always reply first or are you brilliant at editing?

Kari said...

The flue! Well played, sir.

The Empress said...

OK.

THe "WTF" on the "LIKE" made me laugh out loud.

Miley said...

That last one made me remember why I miss living in Louisiana. The news stories are SO much more entertaining than the crap in Houston (which is basically "85 people were murdered in 85 incidents around the city" or "some dumb celebrity came here for dinner")
Man in a chimney? YES.

Also, I was highly inclined to click "like" on your posts. Alas, I could not.

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