For your birthday present, I got you into an argument with your wife | Mental Poo

Monday, August 29, 2011

For your birthday present, I got you into an argument with your wife

FYI: Today is my birthday.

Carry on.

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If you follow me on Twitter, you may or may not have seen this:


In related news, my true friends are few and far between.

BUT, if you're one of my good friends AND it happens to be your birthday AND we're friends on Facebook, you just might find something like this posted on your Facebook wall:


Public humiliation.

It's how I roll.

But here's where that Tweet comes from..because my friend, John, that I wished 'Happy Birthday, lover!' to?



He LIKED the status.

See? Sense of humor. Guy knows where I'm coming from.

Contrast that to my other friend and former co-worker, Barry's response:


Granted that John is young and single and Barry is older and happily married with three kids and now has to answer shit from his wife and children, like, "ARE YOU GAY?!" and "You told me this was just a string of extra-large pearls!" but, seriously..block me?

BLOCK ME?!

Yeah. Probably a good idea.

29 comments:

Lauren said...

For your birthday present I read your post first thing in the morning on a Monday. Its kind of a lousy present, but I'm broke. Have a good one!

Joshua said...

Was that a hint that you want a pearl necklace for your birthday? Guess John needs to step it up for you. Or Barry. Or both.

Eva Gallant said...

Happy birthday, lover!

Ruby Wildflower said...

Happy birthday bitch.

Dorn said...

You're in luck, I hear Monday's are gay night at the adult video megaplex. Two for one beads and anything else John can come up with! Happy Birthday sir.

amonymous said...

For your birthday, I'm commenting.

And telling you a secret.

Happy birthday, daddy.

hee hee hee hee hee...

jack mehoff said...

so im curious, what are your plans for your bjay?

Deborah said...

Happy Birthday to my favorite funny midget. :)

By the way, isn't Barry the one who ate the callouses off his hands during a work meeting??

And you're worried about him blocking you?? LOLOL Tell him to go eat his hand.

Moooooog35 said...

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes!

And, Deborah..no..different Barry.

WAY different..but OMG thanks for remembering that post!! Holy crap...goes back a loooong way.

Deborah said...

You're welcome. Every boring work meeting I've attended since I read that post, I look for the "Barry" in the room. ha ha

Jeane said...

Happy Birthday. Just found your site today and already I want birthday wishes from you! Hope you have a great day and can't want to hear the birthday wishes you get!

Ed said...

Ah Karma, it's an evil whore.

Just like your mom.

Tell her I said "Hi!" and that rash is almost cleared up.

Happy Birthday little squirt.

Nicole said...

Happy birthday! Here's hoping you get what you want. Or, at least, not something crappy.

Pearl said...

You truly are one of my favorite bloggy people.

:-)

Pearl

Venassa said...

Too funny. I would never block you. Happy birthday!

The Random Blogette said...

I would never block you either! Prudes!

Miley said...

I will never block you, no matter how raunchy and crazy you get on my wall. In fact, please get crazy on my wall. My statuses about vampires and cannibals don't do the trick

Vicky said...

Happy Birthday and I will look you up on facebook as your birthday present LOL

Janna said...

Helpful tip: If you buy a string of extra-large pearls for 25 cents at a garage sale, wash them off really well first.

Have a nice day.
I can't remember which one of us is older, so I'll just do my best to alternate between disdain and envy.

Eat some more cake while I go re-read that sickening post about Barry eating his callouses.

chemgirl said...

Happy Birthday... and this definitely confirms why I'm NOT friends with lots of people on facebook.

Stacie's Madness said...

i love you like i love facebook.
more of a love/hate, I guess you could say. Can't wait for my birthday love note.

Ugly Place said...

*I* didn't get a happy birthday lover on MY birthday. I starting to think our pretend internet fake friendship has been a sham all along.

Ugly Place said...

I AM starting to think. Not I starting to think.

I just ruined my own fucking comment with that. Great.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

You are such a dangerous friend to have around.

Tazer Warrior Princess said...

Some people have no sense of humor.

meleah rebeccah said...

Happy birthday, MoFo!

karoppi said...

That's too fucking funny.

Pat said...

Happy belated birthday. Yeah. That's me. A day late and a dollar short!

The Empress said...

Moooog.

whenever coming here, all I can say, is


OH MY GOD, Moooog.

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